Player Watch Player Watch: Dejan Kulusevski

[mil1lion]

Girth and length is a mantra I live by, so if Kulu and Benny bring that, we will be fine.

Finally replace Lennon after all these years

 

[Huddlebone]

Sad that we as a fanbase rather have defended and praised lazy but technical players like Ndombele than getting excited about one of Europe's most talented 21 year old. Everyone went totally bananas when Gil signed because he "looked good" on youtube FFS they already have Dybala in Kulusevskis position and Prilo many times started Kulu over Dybala... I'm so excited over this signing, Kulu, Romero and if we can get D.Luiz or Bissouma we are really on the right path!!! COYS!!!

 

[Dean]

Transfer News: Arsenal establish fresh contact to sign Dejan Kulusevski

Arsenal could make a last-ditch attempt to lure Dejan Kulusevski to the Emirates as the 21-year-old attacker closes in on joining Tottenham.

www.thehardtackle.com

Lol.

Assume a shit source, penned by a complete ****.

 

[L-man]

Did we know this was an 18 month loan?

Di Marzio:

For Kulusevski , on the other hand, an 18-month loan for 10 million plus 25 for the obligation in the event of a Champions League match and 50% of the attendances with an additional bonus that would exceed 40 million in total .

 

[Yiddo100]

Did we know this was an 18 month loan?

Di Marzio:

Gives us 2 chances to get CL and make it a permanent

 

[theShiznit]

To make it simpler...

Kulesevki nuts are we, him and them and you and me.
Kulesevki nuts are we, we love Kulesevki! (rinse repeat)


Lets hope he's fucking worth it. (and after this i am officially hanging up my song writing boots, I retire unlikeddefeated)

 

[theShiznit]

Transfer News: Arsenal establish fresh contact to sign Dejan Kulusevski

Arsenal could make a last-ditch attempt to lure Dejan Kulusevski to the Emirates as the 21-year-old attacker closes in on joining Tottenham.

www.thehardtackle.com

Lol.

Assume a shit source, penned by a complete ****.

I imagine they've already got positive covid tests lined up for their transfer team in a bid to extend the deadline...

 

[chas vs dave]

To make it simpler...

Kulesevki nuts are we, him and them and you and me.
Kulesevki nuts are we, we love Kulesevki! (rinse repeat)


Lets hope he's fucking worth it. (and after this i am officially hanging up my song writing boots, I retire unlikeddefeated)

I tried to get this song going for luka modric. Using Super Luka.

It didn't take off. I get the feeling that spurs fans don't like singing original songs

 

[theShiznit]

I tried to get this song going for luka modric. Using Super Luka.

It didn't take off. I get the feeling that spurs fans don't like singing original songs

Are you on commission (judging by your username)

If so i bet you were praying we signed Rabi(o)t

 

[Spurslove]

Transfer News: Arsenal establish fresh contact to sign Dejan Kulusevski

Arsenal could make a last-ditch attempt to lure Dejan Kulusevski to the Emirates as the 21-year-old attacker closes in on joining Tottenham.

www.thehardtackle.com

Lol.

Assume a shit source, penned by a complete ****.

FFS it's those fucking parasites again. Every time we're about to a deal with someone, there they are like a bunch of ***** trying to gazump us. Pure evil.

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[chas vs dave]

Are you on commission (judging by your username)

If so i bet you were praying we signed Rabi(o)t

I do love a bit of chas n dave.

 

[nialsy2005]

FFS it's those fucking parasites again. Every time we're about to a deal with someone, there they are like a bunch of ***** trying to gazump us. Pure evil.

and

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Crikey. I really wouldn't worry too much mate. Sounds like pure crap to me. Go and have a cuppa

 

[Spurslove]

Crikey. I really wouldn't worry too much mate. Sounds like pure crap to me. Go and have a cuppa

Cheers, good idea. ?‍

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[pangtong]

IF/when this guy signs, surely there has to be a song to the tune of snooker loopy.
Kul-us-evki nuts are we,
Me and him and them and me
He'll show you what he can do
With a load of goals from his sweet left foot.
Beat the reds then go back
For the other reds yes 'those' fucking twats
Kulusevki nuts are we we're all Kulusevki!

Sorry, we only have one song now.

Deeejan Kuluseeeevski

to the tune of Oh Moussa Sissoko.

 

[McFlash]

40m for a mediocre player from the team 5th in Serie A who also happen to be the former club of our new football director.

This is so, so dodgy to me. Especially as this isn't a position we we're going after. Stinks of desperation with a little bit of corruption.

Bloody hell, really?!
Take off the agenda tinted glasses for a while mate. ??

 

[mil1lion]

I think it will be the Zokora chant

do , do , dooo , De-jan Ku-lu-sev-ski

 

[theShiznit]

Bloody hell, really?!
Take off the agenda tinted glasses for a while mate. ??

Think the guy is worried about coming _The_Explorer

 

[McFlash]

Cheers I have Snooker Loopy in my head now.

I'm off to listen to my Chas n Dave albums, just feels right! ?

Edit. Why the fuck would autocorrect change Chas, to Chad? I'm not a bloody Yank! ?

 

[spurmin]

I'm off to listen to my Chad n Dave albums, just feels right! ?

Did Chad replace Chas when he died?

 

[soup]

Well he's a ginger too so that shouldn't come as a surprise

I'm off to listen to my Chad n Dave albums, just feels right! ?

Is that the tribute band?