Premier League 2018/19

[thinktank]

Has Hernandez joined a cartel?

 

[allatsea]

Anderson just subbed for the spammers. He came off with that look of ‘what the fuck am I doing here’.

 

[Colonel_Klinck]

Haha the hype train has been well and truly derailed here. Two best mates are Spammers fans who’ve been giving it the big un all preseason and for all that money spent they still can’t defend for shit I’m sat here drinking in their nectar like bitter tears.

 

[nailsy]

Wilshere and Noble both get it in the nuts

 

[hughy]

NEW BALLS PLEASE.

 

[shelfboy68]

West Ham have spent all that money and they're somehow worse than last season.
Should've taken Levy's approach.

Agree mate we spent more on shopping this morning than levy did during the summer I must be doing something wrong.

 

[Colonel_Klinck]

Wilshere and Noble both get it in the nuts

Bags of ice stat!!!

 

[thinktank]

No idea why they're still high-pressing.

Just leaving gaps and they're already tired.

 

[KILLA_SIN]

No danger of Spam competing with us this year then

 

[SugarRay]

Anderson just subbed for the spammers. He came off with that look of ‘what the fuck am I doing here’.

To be fair, he fitted in really well from what I witnessed!

Not quite the next Payet on that showing.

 

[sausage]

Tbf to them I wish our chairman gave enough of a fuck in the transfer window to fix up the holes in our squad like liverpool's have. Keita was signed last year of course but Allison is a huge signing for them too. I'm a bit envious

Like who?

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

NEW BALLS PLEASE.

https://streamable.com/q4rcn

Klopp has big balls

 

[ajspurs]

No danger of Spam competing with us this year then

Certainly doesn't look so. I know it's a tough first game, but it's still a bit surprising how they've spent all that money, yet just have the exact same feel about them.

 

[allatsea]

To be fair, he fitted in really well from what I witnessed!

Not quite the next Payet on that showing.

Quickish feet but not sure there is much end product.

 

[Marty]

Lineups for ARS-City are in and we've got Mahrez, Aguero and Sterling up against Sokratis and Mustafi who have a 19yo French debutant and Xhaka in front of them.

Bloodbath coming up.

 

[SugarRay]

Quickish feet but not sure there is much end product.

I’m a bit shocked. Had a few on here describing him as some kind of Eusébio/Ronaldo hybrid.

 

[allatsea]

Poor Jack looks knackered despite hardly moving out of the Centre circle.

 

[Oscar22]

See what nabby Keita did there? He knew that if West Ham got the ball the break was on, so he deliberately rifled it on to the roof. It wasn’t a mishit shot it was actually a wonderful piece of defending #Skysportspunditry

 

[thinktank]

Fuck is antonio doing there...just pass it inside.

 

[Sandros Shiny Head]

Bit of a boring opening weekend really. All the top teams won and the shit teams lost, feels like a weekend in April