Alright God, you're up.United are going to struggle for goals this season. And if I'm wrong, may God strike down Lingard with a bolt of lightning.
Early days to be fair but I was surprised Chelsea took such a risk on Lampard.
He's only one Championship season more qualified than Tim Sherwood. There was no evidence of a cohesive style of play at Derby.
Guys, please remind me to later follow up with Perreira to figure out who his hair stylist is.
He is a massive Utd fan apparently and was only ever going there.I am genuinely surprised we didnt go for James... so rapid.
They are decent on the counter and that's about it. I think they'll get some joy against better sides but not against the bus parkers.United haven't even been that good.