Real Madrid v Atletico Madrid

[Sarsipius]

If Fabio Coentrao hadn't made it as a footballer, he'd have worked in Tony and Guy.

 

[yankspurs]

There you go, Atletico. Knock Ronaldo. Injure him, please. #selfishreasons

 

[SlunkSoma]

100% want Bale to win it for Real.

 

[harry's chin]

Somewhere a small bald imp is watching closely

 

[bomberH]

Stupid Contraeo, he could've been competing with Danny Rose for a spot at a top 6 club but instead he chose to play in a Champions League final. Pfft.

 

[nightgoat]

All the UEFA bods look like they couldn't give a shit about the game.

 

[Sarsipius]

Somewhere a small bald imp is watching closely

Don't keep us in suspense... where are you?

 

[absolute bobbins]

I'm just going to come out and say it....#AncelottiOut!

 

[dagraham]

Has Ronaldo touched the ball?

 

[tototoner]

LOL

I love how the whole country is expected to endure a football match that is completely irrelevant when #bgt is supposed to be on. Fuck off.

http://twitter.com/AngryBritain/status/470267412278161408

Football is so annoying I really wanted to come in from work to watch Britain's Got Talent not the Scottish or whatever it is cup final #bgt

http://twitter.com/claudialadds/status/470273466340741120

 

[harry's chin]

Don't keep us in suspense... where are you?

im currently locked up in A&C's basement, ive been prepped for the last 30 mins and the lube is starting to dry up, wish he would get on with it

 

[Ghost Hardware]

I actually think AM could suffer more from the loss of Turan than Costa.

 

[CosmicHotspur]

im currently locked up in A&C's basement, ive been prepped for the last 30 mins and the lube is starting to dry up, wish he would get on with it

Houdini will be SO jealous.

 

[mark87]

And due to Ramos acting like a **** for no reason again, he's given a yellow card. What a mong.

 

[dagraham]

Sergio Ramos is such a ****. Can't stand him.

 

[tototoner]

Sergio Ramos is such a ****. Can't stand him.

He is quality

 

[Sarsipius]

im currently locked up in A&C's basement, ive been prepped for the last 30 mins and the lube is starting to dry up, wish he would get on with it

Funny, I'm just looking at his house now through the telescope...

He's upstairs in the bedroom... I think he's rummaging around in the drawers.

Wait, he's pulled something out... it's... it's... enormous!!!

 

[tototoner]

I think Madrid will win

 

[dagraham]

He is quality

Quality at being a ****, certainly.

 

[mark87]

Sorry but you can't give a handball for that.