Ridiculous things you do because you are a Spurs fan

[whatsappnin]

Shagging my mrs whilst watching spurs waiting to cum as we score.. can get pretty tiring.

Poor sod, she must be butters

 

[Blackrat1299]

This is for Whatsappnin glad to see that you have a sense of humour, and the intelligence to understand the irony!!!

 

[Rocksuperstar]

My ex bought me the home shirt when we were together, which i left hanging in front of her wardrobe. We were doing the no-pants dance that night and she suddenly grabbed it off the hanger and put it on, saying something like, "Do you like me wearing your colours while we have sex?" and, being frank like i tend to be sometimes, i said, "I prefer bewbs and no cum-stains on my new shirt" and made her take it off.

 

[Arthur Hucksake]

Refused to have anything to do with my 5 year old son because he decided he wanted to support Arsenal, divorced his mother because she didn't understand the problem and now live in a bedsit getting pissed up watching Gazza DVDs.....

I kid ... I kid....

He's got two years to save me from that life. Don't let me down son.

 

[Arthur Hucksake]

My ex bought me the home shirt when we were together, which i left hanging in front of her wardrobe. We were doing the no-pants dance that night and she suddenly grabbed it off the hanger and put it on, saying something like, "Do you like me wearing your colours while we have sex?" and, being frank like i tend to be sometimes, i said, "I prefer bewbs and no cum-stains on my new shirt" and made her take it off.

How about the hershey highway , after an argument... with her in an Arsenal shirt? Charles Bronson style?

 

[sim0n]

participate on this site...

 

[Rocksuperstar]

How about the hershey highway , after an argument... with her in an Arsenal shirt? Charles Bronson style?

Never thought of that... it's a very good idea but she dumped my sorry arse some years ago, hence the 'ex' prefix, so the opportunity has passed.

Oh, yeah - stalling tactics - i replay the highlights of the '91 FA Cup final in my head, like it was coming off an old fashioned vid-printer.

 

[Arthur Hucksake]

Poor sod, she must be butters

I would have cum just getting a corner if AVB was in charge, you'd be waiting long enough.

 

[Flashspur]

too many things to mention and a lot I am embarrassed about

 

[Norwegian Spurs fan]

Following Spurs is more and more a waste of time ......................... only joking........................ not!

 

[Ossie'sAardvark]

I've swung a frying pan in frustration (as you do ) at some Spurs ridiculousness , which promptly disengaged itself from the handle I was left holding as it sent itself spinning through my parents glass patio doors like a frisbee

try explaining that.

In fairness, me and Spurs probably deserve each other.

That's top class. So your choices were for them to think your a mentalist or a moron.

 

[Ossie'sAardvark]

Shagging my mrs whilst watching spurs waiting to cum as we score.. can get pretty tiring.

Show off bastard! I'd have to start as Soldado is placing the ball for a penalty.

 

[Ossie'sAardvark]

Tipping six Celtic fans beer over as I jumped up to celebrate beating Chelsea in the Final wasn't a moment I'd like to relive. (In front of my Father in law).

 

[absolute bobbins]

Remember when we lost to 2-1 to Everton in the 12/13 season? I do, Everton scored 2 in 2 minutes and in a fit of rage I punched my steering wheel and the horn jammed on. Wasn't my finest hour