Sandro: FACTS

[KingKay]

Seeing as we've had a fair few threads on the great man himself this week and there's not much (decent) football this weekend, lets concentrate on the hard hitting Sandro FACTS.​

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[KingKay]

Sandro has more in common with a bull than an actual human being

 

[jamesc0le]

 

[KingKay]

Sandro once ate a Rubik's cube and pooped it out ... solved.

 

[michaelden]

in the begining of time Sandro bumped into Chuck Norris and caused the big bang

 

[southgatespur40]

You'll get this if you've been here for a while...

sandro is samelar hound when he runs with the ball
sandro is bright like dogs bright.
his face look like dear face.

 

[WestBelfast Spurs]

Sandro's tears can cure cancer, to bad Sandro has never cried!!!!!!!!!!

 

[YiddoBirdy]

Some say he drinks diesel on a daily basis. All we know is that he's called Sandro.

 

[KingKay]

The chief export of Sandro is PAIN!

 

[dimiSpur]

In the state of Michigan, it's illegal to say the word Sandro without facing East and bowing to the alien overlords.

 

[TaoistMonkey]

Sandro is so good at football, he could be Brazilian.

oh wait...

 

[michaelden]

I wish Sandro was in this 3 hour meeting with me. It would be done in 5 minutes

 

[Azazello]

Sandro popped in the other night and helped with the wiping up.

 

[kazzah9]

Sandro Raniere Guimarães Cordeiro (born 15 March 1989), or simply Sandro, is a Brazilian international defensive midfielder, who plays for English Premier League club Tottenham Hotspur.

 

[sbrustad]

Sandro once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.

 

[eViL]

Sandro doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world, down.

 

[ClintEastwould]

Sandro could kick your ass.


And it would hurt....... a lot.

 

[mark87]

Sandro makes a cup of coffee every morning...... with a tea bag

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

Supporters of other teams probably dont know who Sandro is.

 

[DuDe]

If you insult Sandro in a dream, when you wake up, you had better apologise.