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Discussion in 'The Summer 2017 Transfer Archive' started by Jospur, Jul 20, 2017.
A fucking tenner for anyone we sign- that's how shitsticks this window is so far
Perhaps Levy has been waiting for August 1st before announcing anything.
Hoping that Tuesday is a bright day for all us Spurs fans and that many of our pledge 'wishes' come true...
He's waiting for more pledges in here, its fairly obvious that Levy/A&C are the same people...admittedly its a smart disguise.
I'm gonna go out there on a whim and offer up 1 pound per million of transfer fee for one of Simeone, Barbosa or Petagna.
£10 if our Monday surprise is Kovacic. Onomah's just gone to AV on loan so there's a convenient space there. GET IN!!
I like the whim idea so...
I'll offer up £1 per million of transfer fee for any outfield first team player we sign before this transfer window closes
*third choice keepers from Southampton or 'prospects' for the development squad don't count.
5£ for anyone that is not a goalkeeper.
£25 if @Rob sets up the site to permanently autocorrect "google" or "googling" to "bugger" or "buggering" in all posts.
and bonus £10 if we sign any 4 players by the end of the window.
£100 to SC if we sign Ryan Sessegnon
£25 sanchez (paid)
£50 Lemar or Martial
£50 if the "gamechanger" is Bale.
I love how we didn't make a signing until the last two weeks!
Change of plan:-
£5 recurring set up after the completion of Davinson, will keep running based on quality of signings.
Sanchez- 2 months - done
Barkley - 2 month extension
RB (Aurier/Henrichs/Pereira)- 2 month extension
Sessegnon - 3 month extension
Keita Balde or equivalent attacker - 3 month extension
Martial - 6 month extension
Easier on the wallet and helps SC in the leaner months.
Small donation made - keep up the good work
I will pay my pledges at the end of the window but as of now you have 25 GB Pounds coming your way.
I will donate 100 pounds, and a testicle, if Sessegnon signs this window. My 2.50 pound recurring donation will stay active until my card information changes because I will probably forget about it. Please sign him Spurs!
Looks like it's finally happened £50 coming your way....
£30 - Aurier
£50 - Martial
£100 - both of the aforementioned players in this post, this window
EDIT: After today's ITK I'm feeling generous -
Sessegnon - £15
Have you seen today's ITK by any chance? You should be sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop!
After today's ITK from JJ;
All moving in the right direction so fingers crossed.
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