Archibald Leitch
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Unless they died. Then they won't renew. Or got banged up. There's not much point in having a season ticket if you are in pokey.
Season Ticket Renewal Thread (Read first post)
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Archibald Leitch
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It will involve engaging in a criminal enterprise and getting the trial fast tracked. Or simply placed on remand. But that requires that you are charged with something serious.So there’s a way out of this then...?
Armed robbery. If you pull it off, happy days. ST paid for. If not, you're on remand. Win, win.
Archibald Leitch
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Dougal
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Don’t worry, I won’t risk it. They’d probably manage to save me but I’d be a vegetable, the care I’d need would cost more than my season ticket and they’d wheel me out to Paul Coyte the odd time to dribble even though inside I’d be emotionally dead and still unable to break the hold they have on me.Fuck. I've just been responsible for my first Internet suicide.
Might be easier just to do monthly credit card payments.
SirHarryHotspur
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Doubt Ticketmaster offer their services free of charge.
Archibald Leitch
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I got one of those 0% balance transfer jobbies last season. 30-odd months of interest free payments, then I'm free!!!
Saoirse
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Of course not, but Spurs could cover them as part of the stated price if they wanted. I expect the fact that the price is different to the headline makes people double check it and consider how much it is, moreso than if they just went through and did the payment on the expected amount. I'm not sure if that's worth the £94.5k it's raising them or not.
Lighty64
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When the wife sees your statement death might be on the cards. Don’t eat or drink anything that’s not looking as it usually does.
SirHarryHotspur
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You’re 48 hours too late on that one. Missed the game last night due to some dodgy sausages I had for breakfast on Sunday...
One of the games this season worth missing. Anybody count up Dembele's misplaced passes.
MyNameIsNicolaBerti
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The site is not liking my iPhone. I just get “forbidden” when I try and pay!
RickyVilla
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You have a bank account that pays interest? Do tell!
Dougal
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Imagine my joy on the day I pay out nearly a grand to Spurs to get 2 further emails from them to say they’ll be taking a further £40 for my 3 and 1 year olds memberships as they both now qualify for u18 membership. They grow up so quickly...
Lighty64
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You’re 48 hours too late on that one. Missed the game last night due to some dodgy sausages I had for breakfast on Sunday...
she must of seen you've renewed your ST and seen the price.
how much is your life insurance?
SirHarryHotspur
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Yes but the 90% completed were either sideways or backwards!!
