Smart Hart Lane

Discussion in 'The New Stadium' started by MaccSpurs, Feb 4, 2016.

  1. chrissivad

    chrissivad Staff Staff

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    i would hate to get the 1000 pint/bottle after its been sat there for god knows how long.
     
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  2. CowInAComa

    CowInAComa Well-Known Member

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    Also a moat patrolled by sharks with frickin laser beams
     
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  3. cliff jones

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    Suspect our leaders will not be in a position to broadcast anything beyond what's already visible on the jumbotrons, with controversy avoided.

    Car parking? Maybe it will help the more occasional visitor.

    HT queues can be reduced, sure, but lines are inevitable, people need to understand that.

    More important is something to do for an hour before and or after in order to reduce congestion outside. Eat, drink, watch, play, without too much push and shove. That's where they need to be smart.
     
  4. Hoops

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    Pretty sure the commentator ejaculates at the end.
     
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  5. Parkie

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    Millennium stadium has pumps that do 12 pints simultaneously- about 5 seconds to pour.

    Easy to do quickly.

    Or, they could give you plastic bottles which take seconds. They would only need to take the lid off. Should be foolproof and quick and easy for a complete idiot to do ... Oh, they do that already?
     
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  6. Tense_Y1d

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    So smart. They must have good jeans.

    It's hard to get a reception at the lane at the best of times. Definitely would be progress.
     
  7. Woland

    Woland Old Spice

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    the bastard...
     
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  8. Hoopspur

    Hoopspur Sometimes I wonder why I bother

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    Or people walking around with big beer dispensers strapped to their backs pouring pints. Bet no one has ever thought of that - oh hold on a minute.....
     
  9. Lilbaz

    Lilbaz Just call me Baz

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  10. TottenhamMattSpur

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    Don't want a bunch of idiots spoiling it by holding their phones up for 90 minutes.
    https://goo.gl/images/NYrIeM

    Nor do i EVER want to encourage people taking selfies of themselves at a football match.
    As far as I'm concerned they can block all phone use not make it more prevalent.
     
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  11. Dougal

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    The worst ones are those who hold up iPads. Just no.
     
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  12. TottenhamMattSpur

    TottenhamMattSpur Well-Known Member

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    If i saw someone at a match with an ipad I'd immediately think "tourist"
    They must be epic targets for less nice people.
     
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  13. Nerine

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    A beer with "no foam"?

    Fuck that.
     
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  14. Hoopspur

    Hoopspur Sometimes I wonder why I bother

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    Last little gem in this thread (before yours) was June 21st. Two months later you decide to come up with this little nugget of deep thought!? ;)


    Actually well played sir - totally agree! :LOL:
     
  15. nailsy

    nailsy SC Supporter

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    What is this witchcraft!?!
     
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  16. SlickMongoose

    SlickMongoose Copacetic

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    To be fair baseball is boring as fuck.
     
  17. dynamoSpurs

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    Tbh ALL Internet access, WiFi or otherwise should be blocked during game time imo.

    Is that possible?

    There will Prolly be a handful of wankers using GPRS to take a Snapchat.
     
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  18. LexingtonSpurs

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    racist!
     
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  19. Spurger King

    Spurger King can't smile without glue

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    I was planning on bringing a drone with me.
     
  20. Hoopspur

    Hoopspur Sometimes I wonder why I bother

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    To be honest the geezer next to me drones on, and on, and on, and to infinity......
     
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