Song for Wenger

[roosh]

apologies, I usually don't advocate a song against the pedro, but I kinda like the one I just made up.

to the air of snow patrol's "light up"

sign up, sign up, as if you have a choice, you're on the register Wenger

 

[roosh]

I also prefer singing songs about spurs, but I reckon that's a good un

 

[jambreck]

Hmm....yeah, you see....I think it's a shit song.

a) it's crass
b) Wenger is a moany, hypocritical twat - not a paedophile
c) paedophilia isn't really subject matter for banter
d) the last line doesn't scan

 

[riggi]

lol ye the pedo ones are getting abit old now mate, leave that to the mancs.

 

[roosh]

lol ye the pedo ones are getting abit old now mate, leave that to the mancs.

I don't disagree, but I reckon it could test well amongst a certain south stand demographic.


plus t's not overly explicit; and we all love to sing em.

I'm still gonna send it to all my gooner mates

 

[Kingstheman]

I don't disagree, but I reckon it could test well amongst a certain south stand demographic.


plus t's not overly explicit; and we all love to sing em.

I'm still gonna send it to all my gooner mates

Good luck with that.

Let us know how it pans out.

 

[felmani26]

Jesus, these international breaks are fucking mundane!

*goes into hibernation mode*

 

[riggi]

Jesus, these international breaks are fucking mundane!

*goes into hibernation mode*

I enjoy having a break from us tbh.

 

[Gbspurs]

I reckon this is what it's like to be inside Roosh's head.

 

[Leachie]

You should be on X Factor buddy. Genius.

 

[Syn_13]

You should be on X Factor buddy. Genius.

Don't be silly, they don't write their own music.

 

[sweyid]

I quite like:

Wenger said to AVB,
have you heard of North Bank Highbury?
He said no, I don't think so
But I've heard of Park Lane Yiddos!

 

[Time for Heroes]

apologies, I usually don't advocate a song against the pedro, but I kinda like the one I just made up.

to the air of snow patrol's "light up"

sign up, sign up, as if you have a choice, you're on the register Wenger

Mate it doesnt even go? You have had a Weston

 

[SFCS]

Hello Mr. Wenger, you're a ****,
I hope your team become shit,
You'll finish 5th because you're shit.
Does Gnabry have a silent G?

To the tune of Copacabana. Sing it at our next game

 

[talkshowhost86]

Why has Roosh called Wenger a Pedro?

Is he somehow aligning him with Pedro Mendes?

Or perhaps Pedro Álvares Cabral the Portuguese nobleman, military commander, navigator and explorer regarded as the discoverer of Brazil.

Or maybe, even more sinisterly, he's linking him with Pedro Gomez who is a Salsa dance instructor from Cuba.

Offensive stuff Roosh. Very offensive.

 

[teok]

 

[King of the Lane]

It actually hurts to read peoples made up football songs...theres a reason certain songs dont take off...1 they have to rhyme...2 they have to be funny/catchy....3 there is no point making a direct attack at someone (even if he is a rival manager)

Not too be grumpy but 90% of football songs/chants are god awful

 

[Oshi]

"A PACKET OF SWEETS AND A CHEEKY SMILE, ARSENE WENGER FUCKING LIKES WINE GUMS."

Got a good ring to it..

 

[shelfmonkey]

At the emirates, where wenger masterbates, he thinks of sol's rear gates, shaving his hairy palms
to que sera

 

[Spurger King]

@roosh are you sure you didn't forget the tune to this song half way through? Try as I might, I can't find any logical way of making the last part fit the original song. Not that we need yet another gooner-based chant anyway.