Song for Wenger

[Time for Heroes]

At the emirates, where wenger masterbates, he thinks of sol's rear gates, shaving his hairy palms
to que sera

I mean come on now this is just silly

 

[SlunkSoma]

How about:

"Arsene, arsene wenger
You've sustained a pretty decent team following a financial burden of a new stadium, and qualified for the champions league every season since you joined. Although you've not won anything, you can't be classed as "unsuccessful"."

Might need tweaking

 

[TheSecretNonFootballer]

How about:

"Arsene, arsene wenger
You've sustained a pretty decent team following a financial burden of a new stadium, and qualified for the champions league every season since you joined. Although you've not won anything, you can't be classed as "unsuccessful"."

Might need tweaking

To the tune of No Limits - 2 Unlimited

 

[SlunkSoma]

To the tune of No Limits - 2 Unlimited

Either that or Scat Man.

 

[Kingstheman]

How about:

"Arsene, arsene wenger
You've sustained a pretty decent team following a financial burden of a new stadium, and qualified for the champions league every season since you joined. Although you've not won anything, you can't be classed as "unsuccessful"."

Might need tweaking

Could you try and do that in the form of a Limerick?

Then we can add some smut.

 

[Spurger King]

Could you try and do that in the form of a Limerick?

Then we can add some smut.

There was an old man called Arsene,

Who's football team liked to go passin'

He said he would sign a young number 9,

Just as soon as he'd found out which class in.

 

[Kingstheman]

There was an old man called Arsene,

Who's football team liked to go passin'

He said he would sign a young number 9,

Just as soon as he'd found out which class in.

Now, that's what I'm talking about!

 

[JimmyG2]

There was an old man called Arsene,

Who's football team liked to go passin'

He said he would sign a young number 9,

Just as soon as he'd found out which class in.

What an unnecessary, unfunny, puerile, offensive, demeaning thread.
No I didn't like it.
But I didn't know that until I'd read it.
Don't give up the day jobs fellas.
And Spurger King the last line doesn't make any sense.
Line 3 scans well that's the best I can say.

 

[Spurger King]

What an unnecessary, unfunny, puerile, offensive, demeaning thread.
No I didn't like it.
But I didn't know that until I'd read it.
Don't give up the day jobs fellas.
And Spurger King the last line doesn't make any sense.
Line 3 scans well that's the best I can say.

Admittedly I couldn't find any way of making the last line work.

 

[Wellspurs]

About the only thing the Roosh song has going for it is that it doesn't mention the Y word, so we cant get arrested for it.... though maybe he should be?

 

[nightgoat]

Why would we be singing about it being Arsene's turn on checkout?

 

[Pedro]

apologies, I usually don't advocate a song against the pedro, but I kinda like the one I just made up.

to the air of snow patrol's "light up"

sign up, sign up, as if you have a choice, you're on the register Wenger

Que?

 

[roosh]

@roosh are you sure you didn't forget the tune to this song half way through? Try as I might, I can't find any logical way of making the last part fit the original song. Not that we need yet another gooner-based chant anyway.

That is a distinct possibility!

 

[roosh]

@roosh are you sure you didn't forget the tune to this song half way through? Try as I might, I can't find any logical way of making the last part fit the original song. Not that we need yet another gooner-based chant anyway.

The "you're on the register wenger" line is supposed to go with the "I'll be right be right beside you dear" line.

To make it fit the song there would have to be a line in between

 

[DFF]

The word boo isn't in there, so it'll never catch on at WHL.

 

[fedupyid]

I just read about the song that was sang at the game at the weekend. I simply do not understand why we have to sing such offensive songs.