songs for holtby

[Richitov]

a guy went on talksport yesterday a sang a song for holtby. Shakira i think, maybe a bit complicated to be sung on the stands, but credit where its due. here's my efforts, pretty catchy if i do say so my self:

His dads a scouse, his mums a kraut, la la, la la
His dads a scouse, his mums a kraut, la la, la la
His dads a scouse, his mums a kraut,
he plays for spurs and we all shout
Lewis Holtby, Tottenham's 23

la la la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la
Lewis Holtby, Tottenham's 23

or

something a bit different
to the tune 'I'm free' by Soup Dragons

He's free to run where he wants,
to score when he wants
any old time
Leeeewwwis
Holllltby
Leeeewwwis
Holllltby

what do you think?

 

[Dougal]

One Lewis Holtby. There's only one Lewis Holtby.

It'll probably be something like that. Which work's better than 'There's only one Michael Dawson'. There was another one in Lost.

 

[Mouse!]

One Lewis Holtby. There's only one Lewis Holtby.

It'll probably be something like that. Which work's better than 'There's only one Michael Dawson'. There was another one in Lost.

Can't stand lazy generic chants like that. Lets all just do the Holby City theme tune.

 

[LukaMotion]

To the tune of The Lord of the Dance:

Lewis, Lewis Holtby,
The brand new Tottenham 23,
With an English heart and German efficiency,
Lewis Holtby 23

 

[bomberH]

Holtby, wherever he may be
He came here from Germany
Blonde hair, blue eyes, he has a nice face
We should sign more players from the Aryan race.

 

[Shadydan]

 

[Dr Know]

Just fucking score,
just fucking score,
please Mr Holtby just fucking score lol


Then when he scores....

We didn't get a striker but Mr Holtby scored
fuck all the doubters, MrHoltby scored

 

[dontcallme]

Holtby, wherever he may be
He came here from Germany
Blonde hair, blue eyes, he has a nice face
We should sign more players from the Aryan race.

SpursKing disagrees.

 

[Lufti]

Can't stand lazy generic chants like that. Lets all just do the Holby City theme tune.

Sadly it'll probably be:

Super, super Lew,
Super, super Lew,
Super, super Lew,
Super Lewis Holt-by

Afterall, it's only used for Vertonghen, Parker and however many other players

 

[SelbYido]

Some variation on Louie Louie...?

 

[punky]

His dads a scouse, his mums a kraut, la la, la la
His dads a scouse, his mums a kraut, la la, la la
His dads a scouse, his mums a kraut,
he plays for spurs and we all shout
Lewis Holtby, Tottenham's 23

This is brilliant. In fact too brilliant for us and i'm sure we'll revert to to the default "There's only one Holtby"

 

[Lufti]

Oh Holtby, Holtby,
He comes from Germany,
He's better than Podolski,
Oh Holtby, Holtby

 

[liam17oi]

Oh Holtby, Holtby,
He comes from Germany,
He's better than Podolski,
Oh Holtby, Holtby

That was my one as well.

 

[marvel]

I've seen a few people on twitter going with 'He came from Germany, to play for AVB'

 

[Nocando]

What about bringing back a classic?

Nice one Holtby,
Nice one son
Nice one Holtby,
lets have another one

 

[benski]

Might as well take the gomes one!

 

[Goldman]

Lets not kid ourselves, it will be a variation of something simple, or one used before.

Maybe to the tune of the one the gooners some times sing for Giroud.

Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, Hoooltby.

Boring, but would get sung.

 

[atlSPURSfan]

To the tune of Yellow Submarine:

We all want a team of lewis holtby's, a team of lewis holtby's, a team of lewis holtby's.

At number 1, is Lewis Holtby
At number 2...is Lewis Holtby
At number 3...is Lewis Holtby
At number 4...is Lewis Holtby!!!

We all want a team of lewis holtby's, a team of lewis holtby's, a team of lewis holtby's.

At number 5, is Lewis Holtby
At number 6...is Lewis Holtby
At number 7...is Lewis Holtby
At number 8...is Lewis Holtby!!!

We all want a team of lewis holtby's, a team of lewis holtby's, a team of lewis holtby's.

At number 9, is Lewis Holtby
At number 10...is Lewis Holtby
At number 11...is Lewis Holtby
AND AT MANAGER?? IS LEWIS HOLTBY!!!

 

[Lufti]

To the tune of Yellow Submarine:

We all want a team of lewis holtby's, a team of lewis holtby's, a team of lewis holtby's.

How on earth are you fitting all those words into 'we all live in yellow submarine'?

 

[atlSPURSfan]

How on earth are you fitting all those words into 'we all live in yellow submarine'?

It goes 'we all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine'

we all live in a yel-low sub-mar-ine: 10 syllables
we all want a team of lew-is hol-by's: 10 syllables

a yel-low sub-mar-ine: 6 syllables
a team of lew-is hol-bys: 7 syllables, but if said quickly, 'a team of' is condensed into 2 syllables

this chant worked really well with mix diskerud, which is a 4 syllable name.