Spurs dreams

[dcarney75]

Does anyone ever have weird Spurs-related dreams?

Permit me, if you will, to share with all of you three weird Spurs dreams I have had...

1. Last night: I went on holiday with Luka Modric. We went to Bavaria and spent some time looking around old castles. He was really worried, as it was during the season, and kept talking about how Harry would be angry that he’d taken the time off. I kept telling him to relax and just enjoy the holiday, but he couldn’t.

2. Last week: Myself and my young daughter went to spend Christmas with the Redknapps. Over dinner we talked about how disappointing the recent ‘Star Wars’ prequels were. The only bit of dream-dialogue I remember was Harry saying "the characterisation in 'The Phantom Menace' was woeful. George Lucas has had a bad day there", in between mouthfuls of turkey, cranberry sauce and sprouts.

3. From before Defoe left for Portsmouth: I had this dream a few times, with slightly different settings each time. In my opinion, it was by far the weirdest. The basic premise every time was that I’d arranged to meet Jermaine Defoe to do something – always something really innocent like bowling or swimming – but every time I was on my way to meet him, something would happen and I wouldn’t be able to make it. And I never seemed to have a phone with me, in order to let him know. Each dream used to end with me at home, getting an irate phone call from his mum, berating me for leaving him waiting and not telling him.

Just thought I’d share these with you as they all made me laugh. Anyone who attempts to tell me what they “mean” will be repeatedly beaten over the head with the ‘Pop Psychology’ stick.

 

[Misfit]

Sorry for lowering the tone but I occasionally have a dream where I'm smashing Monica Bellucci's back doors in whilst she's wearing a Spurs shirt.

 

[dcarney75]

Sorry for lowering the tone but I occasionaly have a dream where's I'm smashing Monica Bellucci's the back doors in whilst she's wearing a Spurs shirt.

That's still Spurs-related.

 

[Spurger King]

I think you need one of these...

 

[Misfit]

That's still Spurs-related.

Very gracious of you, Sir. At least we now know why JD left for Pompy. You bastard!

 

[dcarney75]

Very gracious of you, Sir. At least we now know why JD left for Pompy. You bastard!

I'm sorry! But it was never my fault. His mum was a bloody nightmare though.

 

[Misfit]

JD is a mummy's boy. Whoda thunk it.

Quick qestion though, any reason for Bavaria? I like Germany a lot and once spent a very boozy 6 months on a supposed student exchange in Hamburg (which is one of my very favourite places ever).

 

[dcarney75]

Dunno - I've spent quite a bit of time in Germany - it's probably my most visited country, but I've not really spent that much time in Bavaria. So a bit of a mystery. Maybe Luka wanted to go there.

I was in Hamburg last year, though only for one night as was playing at a music festival, and found the Reeperbahn absolutely terrifying!! Had fun though.

 

[Gassin's finest]

I've often had a dream that I'm playing for Spurs at WHL, but it's always one of those dreams where you feel like you're running through treacle and you can never run fast enough.

 

[StartingPrice]

Dunno - I've spent quite a bit of time in Germany - it's probably my most visited country, but I've not really spent that much time in Bavaria. So a bit of a mystery. Maybe Luka wanted to go there.

I was in Hamburg last year, though only for one night as was playing at a music festival, and found the Reeperbahn absolutely terrifying!! Had fun though.

:grin: Oh, this Bavarian theme. I was seeing a German girl for a while. I had this patterned woolen coat (thang) that I thoght was really cool. One night I was wearing it when I went to meet her and she said: "Oh my God, you look like a Bavarianmg:":grin: So, where does Modders fit into the scenario:shrug:

Back to the dreams - you are making this up, right:shrug: You are just testing your literary talents out on us, right:shrug: This never happened, right:shrug:

Do as the man says, buy the Sigmund Freud action figure:wink:

p.s. :rofl: at this: "George Lucas has had a bad day there".

 

[dcarney75]

I swear on my life that I have had all three of these dreams.

 

[dcarney75]

I've often had a dream that I'm playing for Spurs at WHL, but it's always one of those dreams where you feel like you're running through treacle and you can never run fast enough.

If your surname is either Doherty or Rasiak, then I hate to say it but...

They weren't dreams.

 

[tommo84]

I often have dreams about us playing Arsenal - usually in the dream I'm unable to watch the game and so just see the result somewhere. Often its something ridiculous like a 7-0 win or defeat, but when I look again its a more believable 1-0 win or something.

Not very interesting, but it makes me a damn-sight more sane than someone dreaming about romantic trips to Bavaria with Luka Modric. :duh:

 

[StartingPrice]

I swear on my life that I have had all three of these dreams.

Relax, fella, I was codding you:wink:

I often have dreams about us playing Arsenal - usually in the dream I'm unable to watch the game and so just see the result somewhere. Often its something ridiculous like a 7-0 win or defeat, but when I look again its a more believable 1-0 win or something.

Not very interesting, but it makes me a damn-sight more sane than someone dreaming about romantic trips to Bavaria with Luka Modric. :duh:

:rofl:

 

[dcarney75]

Not very interesting, but it makes me a damn-sight more sane than someone dreaming about romantic trips to Bavaria with Luka Modric. :duh:

At what point did I say there was romance involved? It was purely platonic.

Anyway, he's not really my type.

 

[dcarney75]

Relax, fella, I was codding you:wink:

No worries. :wink:

It would take someone with a lot more imagination than me to make stuff like that up!

 

[alextheyid]

I've dreamt more than once of scoring winning goal at a packed whl and for some reason it remains Teddy Sheringham who lifts me on his back!

 

[Son_Of]

Does anyone ever have weird Spurs-related dreams?

Permit me, if you will, to share with all of you three weird Spurs dreams I have had...

1. Last night: I went on holiday with Luka Modric. We went to Bavaria and spent some time looking around old castles. He was really worried, as it was during the season, and kept talking about how Harry would be angry that he’d taken the time off. I kept telling him to relax and just enjoy the holiday, but he couldn’t.

2. Last week: Myself and my young daughter went to spend Christmas with the Redknapps. Over dinner we talked about how disappointing the recent ‘Star Wars’ prequels were. The only bit of dream-dialogue I remember was Harry saying "the characterisation in 'The Phantom Menace' was woeful. George Lucas has had a bad day there", in between mouthfuls of turkey, cranberry sauce and sprouts.

3. From before Defoe left for Portsmouth: I had this dream a few times, with slightly different settings each time. In my opinion, it was by far the weirdest. The basic premise every time was that I’d arranged to meet Jermaine Defoe to do something – always something really innocent like bowling or swimming – but every time I was on my way to meet him, something would happen and I wouldn’t be able to make it. And I never seemed to have a phone with me, in order to let him know. Each dream used to end with me at home, getting an irate phone call from his mum, berating me for leaving him waiting and not telling him.

Just thought I’d share these with you as they all made me laugh. Anyone who attempts to tell me what they “mean” will be repeatedly beaten over the head with the ‘Pop Psychology’ stick.

he LOVES his old dear. in a totally ok way.

in that first dream, WTF are you playing at? Luka is a conscientious professional, don't encourage him to let his standards slip.

i had a very realistic dream recently (less than a week ago) where i was watching spurs in the pub and i could hear 'oh when the spurs' on the telly so i was quietly joining in as you do. then they showed the fans in the stands as they sometimes do on tv, and it was all the stands on their feet and hands outstretched. and i said to whoever i was with (not a yid) oh i wish i was at the Lane, i've never been there when the whole ground joins in. which is true.

this dream was so realistic that when i was trying to recall which match this was i remembered that we hadn't played recently cos of international break but it felt like a very recent memory, and i couldn't remember the opposition, so it must have been a dream

 

[SNAFU_Clarke]

he is so your type carney. anyhow if anyone is going on bromantic trips to bavaria with luka it should be me. i lived in bavaria for 6 months and know a beautiful secret waterfall outside a small village called bad oberdorf that would melt his heart.

 

[Azrael]

I never dream about Spurs, but that's because I dream about women and fucking.