Spurs miffology laid bare

[CosmicHotspur]

Nobody puts Tottenham on a corner.

 

[Insomnia]

I am indeed racist where it concerns boots.

Black is beautiful

once you go black you never go back eh

 

[Geyzer Soze]

once you go black you never go back eh

Except not in Diers case. Which brings us back to point - the boys got to get his black boots back

I seriously think the team would look epic if they all wore black boots. Make it a thing. Like the Hakka but without making yourselves look like tits

 

[Insomnia]

Except not in Diers case. Which brings us back to point - the boys got to get his black boots back

I seriously think the team would look epic if they all wore black boots. Make it a thing. Like the Hakka but without making yourselves look like tits

I know what you're saying but, the Hakka doesn't make you look like a tit, apart from the tongue shite they do coz that's a bit gay, the rest of it looks hard as fuck, like Samuel L Jackson in a kilt a la 51st State.

 

[Sir Henry]

Is there life on Mars?

I saw Matt Daimon on Mars last night.

 

[HotspurFC1950]

On several occasions recently i've noticed something that is largely being ignored. For example, yesterday, one of our players took 18 strides to get into a position to cross a ball when his average is 16 strides. Another thing but there were several hundred thousand blades of grass that were not touched, now that blatantly isn't good enough. The club go a long way out of their way to provide an immaculate playing surface and the least our players can do is use all of it. Bunch of grassists.

And another thing, several of our players could benefit from slightly straightening their socks before the game. Its a well known fact that straight socks make for a better performance. Just a two degree twist to the left can improve us by 3 points a season.

Oh and Bentaleb or Bentelab, whatever his fucking name is…….It is clear that he hasn't been picked much because of his being caught cheating at travel scrabble. It destroys team morale, can't have that sort of behaviour on the firm can we? Oh and i'll clear something else up about him as well, there are rumours circulating that he was turned down by Mastermind because he couldn't pass. Please poo-poo these rumours wherever encountered, obviously it isn't true.

Ooooooh I nearly forgot, a certain international midfielder of ours recently confessed that at the age of 12 he stole a lollipop from a friend. How we can bear to have such a character at our club I don't know. I'm livid.

Resting players. How are the club not utilising the plethora of experts based on SC regarding our players physical condition? This relying on the figures and test results held by our medical department allied with input from the coaching staff and players themselves is positively medieval. Outrageous even. It flies in the face of modern sports science………Have we got buffoons in charge? Surely it can't go on?

And while i'm at it. Playing just under 80 league games in two years? What's that all about? We're flogging the ****s to death. It'll only take one player to take us to the court of human rights and football is fucked.

Oh an finally a bugbear of mine. Missplaced passes. You're being watched. One pass going astray can lead to the loss of several points in the post match ratings thread. Especially if you happen to hokey-cokey in and out of the SC scapegoat category. We can't afford to see that shit. Get your acts together or find another club.

There's more, but time marches on and I have a 6.45am deadline to meet. Not to mention a docker with big tits called Mavis, but that's not until 9pm in a layby on the A20.

Laters!

Bloody Mavis. Two timing tart.

 

[mightyspur]

I thought this was a thread about Spur MILF-ology. I didn't even know that was a thing, but I'm incredibly disappointed with this thread all the same.

 

[Gassin's finest]

Strange thread... the sort that rambles on for a couple of pages before a mod finds it and clo... oh.

 

[Achap]

Is there life on Mars?

A&C claims he's been on all our Mars.

 

[Insomnia]

I thought this was a thread about Spur MILF-ology. I didn't even know that was a thing, but I'm incredibly disappointed with this thread all the same.

start a new thread & become a legend @mightyspur

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

It's time to resign Bale, I think. If he asks nicely.

 

[Ionman34]

I heard Kane being interviewed yesterday and he said "This team is capable of achieving anythinK". Come on, who is running the aptitude tests prior to us signing a player? I bet he writes "Could OF" too if he's left unattended with a pen.

To be fair, if he's given a pen he normally puts it away...

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

The last time the whole spurs match day squad wore black boots...

 

[KingKay]

Battern down the hatches!!

 

[Dougal]

You may well mock now, but if we suffer a defeat this season by more than one goal and the four horsemen show up, the joke's on you my friend...

Told ya.

 

[Jules]

Told ya.

Cheeky chap.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

In the ITK thread @Archibald&Crooks used to write songs & small stories as the intro that were epic. He's become a fat lazy **** with a big dick this window

The trouble was (and probably still is) that doing it daily takes a huge effort. I needed rotating but SC hasn't got a big enough squad.

 

[NeverRed]

The trouble was (and probably still is) that doing it daily takes a huge effort. I needed rotating but SC hasn't got a big enough squad.

mods collapse at end of season due to tiredness? The result of intense physical and mental pressure demanded throughout the season.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

mods collapse at end of season due to intense physical and mental pressure causing tiredness?

Yep, some of my best hissyfits come toward the end of the transfer window.

 

[DiscoD1882]

Close this thread. don't open it again until we get some donations!!