Surely worthy of a Caption Comp?

[raf18]

 

[StartingPrice]

Ah, Engleeesh boy, my boobies are bigger than yoursmg:

 

[Kyras]

Daws: If I squint hard enough he looks like Ledley and we can forget that horrible nightmare...

 

[gavspur]

Kaboul: I've been promised the captaincy to come back here.

Daws: *reaction needed only*

 

[danielneeds]

Daws: "Don't f*ck this up for me a 2nd time fella..."

 

[Bingy]

I have perfected Thierry's 'goal scoring technique'....with this very 'main de Dieu'....Most of us can now score with BOTH hands.......n'est pas?

 

[mil1lion]

Kaboul: You'll never guess what Sol Campbell used to do in the showers at Pompey...


....I couldn't walk for 3 days

 

[mattyspurs]

Kaboul - "Pascal, Pascal, this way Pascal"

Daws - " Oh no Younes, please don't tell me you brought Shimbomba back with you"

 

[StartingPrice]

Kaboul: You'll never guess what Sol Campbell used to do in the showers at Pompey...


....I couldn't walk for 3 days

He has learned some discretion in his latter days:wink:

 

[domw001]

Kaboul: So Jamie went off to get the coffees and within seconds Danielle was like this!

 

[gibbs131]

"But ref! I am not even on the pitch yet!"

Dawson reacts to giving away another a penalty. While simultaneously being surprised to watch Kaboom morphing into a T Rex.

 

[van_Pommel]

Kaboul: Look Daws, if I put my hand through my vest like this it looks like the scene from Alien where it bursts out of that guys chest.

Daws: Shut up mate.

 

[Kyras]

Kaboul: Mate it's easy, first step you take your right hand, next step you ta- shit it's stuck...

Daws: You're a dick.

 

[mil1lion]

Hey Dawson, i just sneezed on my vest. Now i can be on your team.

 

[MattyP]

Kaboul: "When will they give us a decent photo for a caption competition"
Daws: "Shut up you spastic and concentrate on putting your bib on properly".

 

[talkshowhost86]

Harry Redknapp's new labelling technique to remind the defenders which side they were supposed to be defending on had briefly caused confusion.

 

[David St Hubbins]

"Are you sure Borat wore it this way?"

 

[waresy]

Daws sees the big bear kaboul charging in for a reunion hug so tries to squeeze his fart in his direction before being bundled

 

[Black]

Dawson : Your the reason for that fucking Dawson the donkey thread

Kaboul: Yeah so what

 

[alamo]

Dunno 'bout this new kit Mikey