Team of Disgrace - Arse-nil

[Bristol Coys]

I was watching MOTD and saw a close up of the evil Van Persie that almost made me sick. While enjoying Hull's performance I got to thinking about how many disgraces that club has had and if you could pick an 11 (in formation). All info is available elsewhere in internet (so not libellous SC lawyers). Except Sunderland and Meade, so I have put 'alleged' in the highly unlikely event that they are urban myths.
So here is my MOST disgraceful Arse team (PS not happy about the keeper really)
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Manager; George Graham, assisted by Chapman or whoever did the bung to get them ‘elected’ to the top flight.
------------------------- ---- David Seamen

-----Peter Storey (C) ------- Tony Adams ----Andy Linighan --


Van Persie ----- David Hillier ------ Ray Parlour ------ Kevin Dennis


------Paul Vaessen ---- Alan Sunderland ---- Raphael Mead

Subs
Nigel Winterburn, Paul Davis, R-Sol, Ian Wright, Paul Merson

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Peter Storey : 1979; 6 month suspended jail sentence for running a brothel. 1980, jailed 2 years for counterfeit gold coins, 1982 6 month jail for car theft. 1990, 4 weeks jail for importing 20 obscene tapes inside spare tyre Eek

Andy Linighan : Drink Driving and forced to apologise in 1993 to Jewish taxi driver Harold Levy for anti-Semitic remarksEek

Tony Adams; Spent 56 days in jail in 1990 after being convicted of drink-driving.Eek

Ray Parlour; 1995 arrested after punch-up with Hong Kong taxi-driver also sent home.:duh:

David Hillier, 26, guilty of stealing a businessman's bag at GatwickAirport.:shrug:

Kevin Dennis, who had stabbed a bricklayer to death near Highbury stadium in 1993 and was given a 30-month term in a youth detention centre.mg:
Robin van Persie; arrested in Holland on suspicion of rape and spent 3 days in jail:silenced:

Alan Sunderland; (allegedly) arrested as the driver in a car accident in which he was found to be guilty of speeding and a child was killed. mg:

Paul Vaessen : In June 1994, the ex-Gooner starlet confessed to burglary and theft to fuel his 175 pounds a day heroin habit. Stabbed 6 times in a street fight over a drug deal that went wrong mg:
Raphael Meade; (alleged) rapist again story too old to find out details.mg:

David Seaman; Difficult position to fill without an encyclopaedic knowledge of Arse keepers. He looks a bit out of place amongst the killers, rapists, thieves and addicts. But the man with Seamen on his shirt, left his wife and 2 kids and also has committed serious fashion crimes.

Sources:

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4161/is_19960428/ai_n14450843

http://home.c2i.net/krengebr/arseshite.html

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2002/mar/17/sport.comment

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4091114.stm

Unable to find an i-net source for Alan Sunderland story.

Sub (human)
Nigel Winterburn; Sent home by club from Hong Kong in disgrace, also police reported him to match officials for making inflammatory gestures towards rival supporters in the wheelchair section.

Sol Campbell; Guilty of serious crimes against Tottenham

Paul Davies; Banned for 9 games for breaking Glen Cockrill’s jaw.
+ any number of drink drivers and banned drivers.

Paul Merson; investigated by FA for drug addiction, arrested for drink driving and several misconduct charges.

Manager; George Graham; Found guilty of transfer ‘irregularities

They really ARE scum!

 

[Bristol Coys]

I can't believe no-one can improve on my team of disgrace.

Comments, opinions, condemnations.

Anyone have links to what actually happened with Messers Sunderland & Meade?

 

[Turbo]

What about Glen Helder, served prision sentance for assult on ex-wifes new boyfriend.

http://netherlands.worldcupblog.org/1/former-oranje-player-glenn-helder-institutionalized.html

 

[Shanks]

Why is van persie evil?

The only one I cant stand who plays for the gooners is that ebueoe or what ever his name. Never seen a more blatent diver in my life.

 

[InOffMeLeftShin]

Why is van persie evil?

The only one I cant stand who plays for the gooners is that ebueoe or what ever his name. Never seen a more blatent diver in my life.

I think it is the rapist thing.

 

[Shanks]

Wasn't he cleared?

Geez our own player got caught shoving his phone up an arsenal players rear only afew years ago...

 

[InOffMeLeftShin]

Wasn't he cleared?

Geez our own player got caught shoving his phone up an arsenal players rear only afew years ago...

Yes he was and I agree our boys are hardly angels.

 

[Chris12345]

Which player... was that the stuff involving a DJ and a trouser-like member of our central midfield ? :shrug:

 

[Shanks]

Jenas, ashley cole and some other dudes all pissing around with phones up the arses and that.

Although to be fair, I've seens traight guys do some stuff thats not far off that!!! (as im sure you have Chris#)

 

[Bristol Coys]

Wasn't he cleared?

Geez our own player got caught shoving his phone up an arsenal players rear only afew years ago...

Well he should have got a knighthood for it.mg:
Glen Helder instaed of who? Maybe emergency goalkeeper.

 

[Bristol Coys]

Anyone have links to what actually happened with Messers Sunderland & Meade?

 

[Bristol Coys]

MOST disgraceful Arse team (PS not happy about the keeper really)
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Manager; George Graham, assisted by Chapman or whoever did the bung to get them ‘elected’ to the top flight.
------------------------- ---- David Seamen

-----Peter Storey (C) ------- Tony Adams ----Andy Linighan --


Van Persie ----- David Hillier ------ Ray Parlour ------ Kevin Dennis


------Paul Vaessen ---- Alan Sunderland ---- Raphael Mead

Subs
Nigel Winterburn, Paul Davis, R-Sol, Ian Wright, Paul Merson

After his lack of humility I am now thinking Wenger for manager. and GG DOF

 

[VegasII]

Perry Groves has to be included somewhere. He's a proper ****

 

[KentuckyYid]

Saw on tv today that under Wenger Arsenal have received 74 red cards Eek

I wonder how many of the incidents he actually saw?

 

[VegasII]

Bugger all of those 74.

 

[Bristol Coys]

Perry Groves has to be included somewhere. He's a proper ****

In most clubs he would walk in to a team of disgrace, but in a team of Drink drivers, jail birds, thieves, fraudsters, alleged rapists and murderers.....:shrug:

 

[Shanks]

Murderers ?

Is that not a tad too far?

 

[Chris12345]

They killed our parrot! :bang:

 

[VegasII]

Don't worry, Bristol....Perry can be included as the team's mascot. He'll wear a giant vagina costume (cos he's a...)

He also wrote & published a book - does that count as well?

 

[donny1013]

Wengers rant. Anybody else heard it?? He was basically calling Stoke players cowards for the tackles they were putting in on his beloved kids. I'm sorry but this guy has to be the worst loser in the EPL. Stoke really should have just tackled lightly and let Woolwich just play their pretty football around them??? Rob Styles was referee and if any of the tackles had been as AW makes out then he would have been all too happy to hand out the reds. He also defended RVP for his assault on Sorensen, what a tosser Wenger is.