The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 17th August 2015

[Parkie]

I think you ****s that they you ****s only read you ****s every third you ****s and fourth you ****s word of you ****s a post you ****s

I feel special: A&C is using his pet name for me!

 

[phieffect]

old Ben couldn't hear, so he was taken to Dr Ross the ENT who fixed him

Ben.....ENT..............Bent

 

[dodispur]

Going by the Times crossword style the first sentence gives Berahino:

Benjamin = the easy 1st part solution from the capital letter B = Berahino

B.... no hear ...I = the more obscure part which is an anagram and also = Berahimo

That's one down (for me at least) still working on two across.....

OK, working on the same line for the second sentence:

So I.. = the easy 1st part solution from the letter I = Illarramendi

The 2nd obscure part is certainly a bit of a stretch, but seems Times style I think:

DR Ross indicates something to do with USA. And Obama tried to cure a sick "ILL" America with a bill "ARRA" (America Recovery and Investment Act) intended to fix "MEND" the initial "I". = an anagram of everything in quotes = Illarramendi

 

[Khilari]

I have just logged on here. All I have to say is

W
T
F
?

Never being very good at crosswords and cryptics, I also will retire to the player threads. At least we know some shizzle is going down in the board room.

 

[goughmeister]

I've been sitting with a guy all week who works part time in the QPR youth set up. Reckons that Austin has been in talks with us for weeks. I said I highly doubt that, offered me a 100 euro bet on it. Whether he comes or not is a different matter, but he said we'd had extended conversations. Is this the wrong thread?

 

[Imnotacticalgenius]

Wonder is this player a senior player who has a long history of injury? This interest if can be completed will be better than that of VDV signing?

 

[Brazilyid]

Wonder is this player a senior player who has a long history of injury? This interest if can be completed will be better than that of VDV signing?

Is this another cryptic??

 

[yankspurs]

Benjamin - Ben
Dr Ross - doctor - oft injured.
Who are we linked with that fits this description? Sven Bender.

 

[the yid]

I've been sitting with a guy all week who works part time in the QPR youth set up. Reckons that Austin has been in talks with us for weeks. I said I highly doubt that, offered me a 100 euro bet on it. Whether he comes or not is a different matter, but he said we'd had extended conversations. Is this the wrong thread?

All week.... it's Monday hahaha

 

[gazzeh]

Benjamin - Ben
Dr Ross - doctor - oft injured.
Who are we linked with that fits this description? Sven Bender.

BenDr - Bender.

 

[yankspurs]

BenDr - Bender.

Yeah that too

 

[Kirayid]

Dr Benitez fixing the special relationship with Real Madrid and sending Illaramendi to us?

 

[SonicSarr]

BenDr - Bender.

Sven means 'young man'. The cryptic refers to Old Ben. Could be Lars Bender. He is the eldest of the 2 by a few minutes.

 

[erhieyid]

Poor Old Benjamin = pob = Phenoxybenzamine

I give up, cant see any players in there!

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

Poor Old Benjamin = pob = Phenoxybenzamine

I give up, cant see any players in there!

I think that is Benzema's nickname....

 

[Parkie]

I feel special: A&C is using his pet name for me!

Hang on... This is the cryptic! I'm currently decorating the spare room and doing a shit job of cutting in. It's about Lennon!

 

[Hoopspur]

Maybe I shouldn't venture here as I've left this alone all morning...

Just a start. 'Def'......also Dr Ross worked for Sunderland AFC.....told you I should leave this well alone

 

[JerryGarcia]

Is it Alex Song?

Dr Ross Gellar has a son named Ben

He dresses up as the Holiday Armadillo

Armadillo > Armadildo > Imadildo

The clue is therefore, I'm a dildo

 

[hugrr]

Poor Uncle Ben was Peter Parkers Uncle. People go to the Dr if they have dizzy spells, which happens if you constantly spin in circles. We need a DM.

Welcome back Scotty, and welcome back meltdown!

 

[TheChosenOne]

I've been sitting with a guy all week who works part time in the QPR youth set up. Reckons that Austin has been in talks with us for weeks. I said I highly doubt that, offered me a 100 euro bet on it. Whether he comes or not is a different matter, but he said we'd had extended conversations. Is this the wrong thread?

So when did you mount your donkey and ride back into SC Mr Goughmeister ?

It has been a long time.