The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 17th August 2015

[McFlash]

Is she the one who farted at @Snarfalicious or the one @BunionBoy walked in on?

I'm not sure she actually farted at Snarf but I like the picture you've painted.
Some lass walking into his cubicle, floating an air biscuit towards him and walking off without a word.

 

[eddiev14]

This is going to deadline day, isn't it?!

 

[TheWaddler]

Bang and Zing. @TheWaddler will be hard pressed to find a witty retort to that. Perhaps a "Yes they did"

It's clearly satire, with the precise % numbers and wages. It got some jokey responses and is now on about page 7 or 8 of FTL (i.e no-one is discussing it any more, unlike here).

 

[RobjDerby]

Did we get the Cabbage as promised A&C?
Please
It's been a long day
It's Monday

 

[Wellspurs]

What three names?

How the fuck did anyone arrive at it being three names?

People rocking up and posting a name won't do. Trix wants the cryptic solved. That means you have to give the solution as you worked it out.

A bit like you'll all have to do in the margin of your maths test papers when you eventually take your primary school exams.

See Me

True, any player even considering Liverpool would have to ask themselves do they;

1) have the 'character'
2) can they play in a team that apparently won't be able to replace the quality of Suarez for at least 3 decades
3) could they play alongside Emre Can, who by all accounts 'Can't'
4) can they stomach having their Panamera up on bricks every other day

Big decision

You missed out "expect to be burgled when playing a match"

 

[jedimonkey]

Did we get the Cabbage as promised A&C?
Please
It's been a long day
It's Monday

The cabbage wasn't the promise, just that a cryptic would be revealed and it was Illaremendi.

 

[Greenspur]

Haha. Gotta a good laugh out of that. Yep, £10m is definitely a small hurdle. WBA will come down £7.35m later in the window? Hah. Remarkably specific. Can he see the future? Highly doubt anyone at Spurs knows exactly what WBA is thinking with Berahino. And the "special relationship means he's ours" stuff? Uhh, clubs cant force players to come if they'd rather go elsewhere and Levy said like a year ago that the special relationship is no longer in effect.

In other words, this is completely hogwash and the guy is either pulling our legs, or his leg is getting pulled.

You are so easily drawn in. Relax.

 

[goughmeister]

So when did you mount your donkey and ride back into SC Mr Goughmeister ?

It has been a long time.

Ha ha, just not been posting much for quite some time, was out in Spain talking to some football chaps out here and thought I'd log in and say hi

 

[goughmeister]

All week.... it's Monday hahaha

I've been out here a few weeks, I have no idea what day of the week it is, only that for the past 7 or 8 days I've been playing table tennis with this guy and my kids have been playing with his kids.

 

[cabinfever]

This is going to deadline day, isn't it?!

What, the farting?

 

[Greenspur]

A lady at work just walked by my cubicle and farted. She had no idea I was here.

Back to ITK, Illamerendi would be unreal.

You work (live?) in a cubicle? Still at work at 6:35? We could make a movie (better still a series) out of this.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Ha ha, just not been posting much for quite some time, was out in Spain talking to some football chaps out here and thought I'd log in and say hi

Good to see you posting again.

It is nearly 10 years since I last worked for Justin King in Sainsburys LOL.

 

[Snarfalicious]

I'm not sure she actually farted at Snarf but I like the picture you've painted.
Some lass walking into his cubicle, floating an air biscuit towards him and walking off without a word.

It was a cropduster. She was coming towards my cubicle from the wall side. I was diligently working (reading SC) and she let the wet fart out just as she walked past my cubicle opening. I of course looked at the perpetrator, who then locked eyes with her victim (me) and continued on her merry way.

It felt like a hate crime, but I don't know her that well. I wish she was attractive because it would have been funny. But if you saw the butthole this fart came out of there's only one outcome; a turned stomach.

 

[SpursTillIDie1882]

Illamerendi

:dead:

If anyone ever there was a time for an emoticon cryptic is was now

The cabbage wasn't the promise, just that a cryptic would be revealed and it was Illaremendi.

Although he did say answersnto two cryptics no?

 

[McFlash]

It was a cropduster. She was coming towards my cubicle from the wall side. I was diligently working (reading SC) and she let the wet fart out just as she walked past my cubicle opening. I of course looked at the perpetrator, who then locked eyes with her victim (me) and continued on her merry way.

It felt like a hate crime, but I don't know her that well. I wish she was attractive because it would have been funny. But if you saw the butthole this fart came out of there's only one outcome; a turned stomach.

So it sounded like a walrus clapping? Nice. I feel for you bro.
At least she was proud enough to make, and maintain eye contact.

 

[225]

Although he did say answersnto two cryptics no?

First was Trix's, second was the DM clue from the Goat. Answer to both was the same.

 

[Brazilyid]

It was a cropduster. She was coming towards my cubicle from the wall side. I was diligently working (reading SC) and she let the wet fart out just as she walked past my cubicle opening. I of course looked at the perpetrator, who then locked eyes with her victim (me) and continued on her merry way.

It felt like a hate crime, but I don't know her that well. I wish she was attractive because it would have been funny. But if you saw the butthole this fart came out of there's only one outcome; a turned stomach.

You have a way with words. I now feel sick.

 

[Twizzle]

This is going to deadline day, isn't it?!

This is spurs, isn't it

 

[ShaunL84]

I hope Levy leaves it till deadline day now, I'm going to use my toil time at work to take deadline day off and I hope I'm not disappointed.

 

[Gbspurs]

I hope Levy leaves it till deadline day now, I'm going to use my toil time at work to take deadline day off and I hope I'm not disappointed.

I used to love the prospect of watching deadline day on SSN but in recent years it's become far to self aware and up its own arse. Can't stand it anymore. Only funny but is when the local trolls dildos in the presenters ears but the spoilsports stopped that in the January window.