- Feb 1, 2005
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Seeing as i'm up early, the desk is clear and i've had my morning barclays i've decided to surprise you all by doing a special weekend edition of the daily round-up. You lucky creatures.
I'd like to start off by making a request which pretty much will only concern a very few of you. Here goes.
From now on, when reading ITK posted in the Read Only, please do not give negative reating to whoever posted it. People posting ITK aren't the one's giving the info are they? They are actually helping SC out by posting it. Its unfair to punish someone for that. If anything a helpful or informative rating is warranted. So less of the tardness please, its counter-productive and it isn't helping the site out one bit. Ta.
I was sat by the pool yesterday afternoon when my boss called demanding to know where the fuck I was. I told him I was by the pool with my mate Dave and was on my 4th can of lager. He went ballstic 'I don't fucking believe you' he ranted. 'Hold on then' I replied and held the phone out towards Dave, 'Dave, isn't this my 4th can?'.........
The EyeTeeKay kicked off yesterday with JJ, via The Goat giving an update to his post of yesterday.
The Goat said:Still waiting on JV it's with Ajax as they still want a lot of money.
We don't think he will go to the arse.
Other offers on the table this week on 'other' players but still haven't heard back.
Nothing happening out there on enquiries on our players either and it's pretty dead again which is going to be a challenge again....
Several gunshots were heard and hospitals were reporting a severe upturn in reported cases of self harm. Yet there's nothing to panic about. Come on guys........
The Pottle spoke. About Ledley.POTL said:Led offered new deal
I await the details of this one before passing comment. Sure he hasn't been that great this past season but he deserves the chance to put that right and would like to see some sort of pay as you play deal offered.
The Journalist then popped his head in with 'a few things'...........
I actually think there might be something in the Barca loan stuff. It reeks of Levyness.The Journalist said:A few things;
I’m hearing a lot of conflicting stuff now about Remy. Heard it was close then told Remy was stalling.
Make no mistake Tottenham are one of TWO clubs talking to Lloris. He is available and they have even got a replacement lined up. HE wants out.
Tottenham are talking to Barcelona about loaning a player; I don’t know who and obviously it’s not going to be one of their main players. (before anyone asks it doesn’t involve bale, bale will still be at spurs next year).
I know I will get slated for this but Tasci is back on the radar. His agent is talking to Tottenham again; it does sound like his agent is pushing it but there are talks.
I know there were stories about Kranjcar going to Ukraine; but ive been told there is a good offer from Russia.
Pottle again took centre stage when he appealed for calm on the Vertonghen story. Strange coming from him when half the time its his cryptics which have people kicking their cats and chinning the wife.......
He later clarified that he spelt virtue incorrectly deliberately. Vertue. He's saying relax nothing to worry about I suppose. He then swiftly returned after reports that Bruno Uvini wanted out......POTL said:You can be a frightful bunch sometime. Patience is a Vertue my friends
Archibald over on SO then appeared with news on Bale's contractPOTL said:I conflict. Nice lad, got a good future, does want to stay. Permenantly attached to Sandro, very funny. Talks will happen with Sao P.
Lovely. He made it a quickfire double when he returned with news on Verthongen (Vertonghen)Archibald said:Has a new deal on the table. Don't know offer though. May now sign deal but won't be leavingthis summer
Which had the more Bi-Polar among you smiling again. Happy days.Archibald said:Fee not agreed till today I believe. Now discussing payment terns, very close
Yesterday I sent my ex girlfriend's now bloke a text asking how used pussy feels. 'Like a new one after the first two inches' he texted back...........
In other news, Roy Haodgson has said he's picked his team to win the Euros. Spain.
The BBC are reporting that DC United are weighing up a move for Ryan Nelsen.
Alexandra Burke has admitted she was 'devasted' by her split from former boyfriend Jermain Defoe who was reportedly unfaithful to her. Veteran Spurs WAG watchers await the identity of her next boyfriend with baited breath as a replacement for former 'Tottenham Property' girl Danielle Lloyd is sought.
That's all until Monday. Honestly.
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