The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 27th December 2012

[Archibald&Crooks]

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IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU'VE READ THE RULES. (We're assuming everyone has done so therefore 'I didn't know' as an excuse will receive a horse laugh)​

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY

*Credit to Slade for the song

Do you know this January we'll sign fuck-all?
It's that time when Daniel Levy has a ball
Does he say Moutinho's too dear?
Does he haggle on the price he'll have to pay?
Do the ITK's keep our hopes up every day?

Chorus:
So here it is merry Window
Daniel Levy's having fun
Look to some transfers now
It's only just begun

Are you waiting for the Wes Sneijder to arrive?
Are you sure you got the hope to spare inside?
Does Akqayid always tell ya...... that his info is the best?
Then he gives it Blue and Yellow with the rest

Chorus:
So here it is merry Window
ITK's are having fun
Look for some rumours now
It's only just begun

What will the ITK's do
When they see you singing this?
Ah ah
Are you dreaming we'll sign Mountinho after all?
Are you hoping that the price will start to fall?
Do you ride the ITK that those heroes made?
When you land upon your head then you've been played

Chorus:
So here it is merry Window
Sneijder and Moutinho are done
Just don't bend over
Or you'll have a real sore bu-uuuu-uuuum

 

[C-oops]

Very good

 

[VegasII]

I wonder if we're going to need a Flemish Connection poster in the old movie poster thread. Instead of heroin inside the rocker panels of an LTD, it'll be Belgian footballers in the bumpers of a Ford Sierra.

Moussa & Jan as Flem 1 & Flem 2 respectively.

 

[tobi]

Rafa Honigstein has tweeted linking us with Lewis Holtby.

 

[nedley]

Rafa Honigstein has tweeted linking us with Lewis Holtby.

WOULD.BLOODY.LOVE

 

[Boots22]

That journo in italy that started the Sneijder rumours has just tweeted saying Sneijder has denied any link with us in an interview on Dutch tv

 

[Boots22]

@tancredipalmeri: In intv to dutch newspaper, Sneijder denied any link with Tottenham

That's the tweet

 

[Gbspurs]

I'm going to go and put money on Wes signing for Utd.

 

[KevinW]

Rafa Honigstein has tweeted linking us with Lewis Holtby.

Don't be surprised if we announce a pre-contract agreement in Jan for him to join at end of his contract in summer

 

[rawhide]

Don't be surprised if we announce a pre-contract agreement in Jan for him to join at end of his contract in summer

ITK or educated guess?

 

[JUSTINSIGNAL]

@tancredipalmeri: In intv to dutch newspaper, Sneijder denied any link with Tottenham

That's the tweet

Any of you feeling slightly embarrassed now?

 

[Mullers]

It was inevitable.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Any of you feeling slightly embarrassed now?

I doubt it.

It's like being caught by the wife having a barclays whilst using a kermit the frog hand puppet as a wank sock. You feel thoroughly ashamed and guilty yet at the same time excited.

Not that i'd know, of course.........

 

[Mullers]

Palmeri's reply.

@gholoyen I would have be surprised if he would have say anything different.I know Inter got lot angry.

 

[sammy j]

Rafa Honigstein has tweeted linking us with Lewis Holtby.

Who is he

 

[rockyhotspur]

Who is he

Rafa is a German journalist. Lewis is a German midfield player.

 

[pallettWHL]

I would love to sign Holtby in January, i think he is fantastic and just what we need! Although, i would pefer Snijder or Mouts but i highly doubt we'll sign any of those two.

 

[thinktank]

That journo in italy that started the Sneijder rumours has just tweeted saying Sneijder has denied any link with us in an interview on Dutch tv

NO!!!! WTF!!!! This is craaaaaaaaaaaaazy!!! I can't fucking beliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive it! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

 

[puella]

The dream is dead! Of the players we've been linked to I'm not too bothered who we sign. I just want us to get it done quickly and avoid any deadline day shenanigans. Is that too much to ask for?!

 

[Spirit58]

The dream is dead! Of the players we've been linked to I'm not too bothered who we sign. I just want us to get it done quickly and avoid any deadline day shenanigans. Is that too much to ask for?!

Yes