Morning all! I wasn't about much yesterday after upsetting Mrs A&C the night before. I suggested my she change her dress for a party we were going to as it wasn't very flattering and I thought I was just being helpful. 'Calling me fat?' She asked Annoyed I replied 'well if the hat fits.... Because fuck all else does…' And then it all kicked off. So she says to me, "If you go to the pub again tonight you can forget about sex with me". The hard part is saving the fist pump until I'm outside. Anyway, enough of that, this is today's ITK thread…….I'm good to you aren't I?