The Daily ITK Discussion thread 28th July: The Shellshock Edition

[Archibald&Crooks]

Every day without a signing and nerves are getting more and more stretched and frustration is growing with almost every piece of ITK that comes out. We've seen ITK and member abuse today and that's not nice and neither is getting 'done' for it, so let's take a deep breath and relax.

Close your eyes and think of something nice, like a big titted 20yr old brunette slowly licking a Cornetto

Remember to take the ITK with a pinch of salt and not as gospel and if someone starts a thread which you think is bollocks, remember that you haven't signed a contract saying you have to post in it, just stay away from it. It isn't hard. Unlike me thinking of that brunette

The signings will come and IMO the first of them within the next week or so.

Anyway, here's the return of your Daily ITK Discussion thread as promised.

Fire away............

 

[DoublePivot]

When Sullivan is our best ITK, that scares me

 

[MattyP]

No spamming, including discussion of cornetto licking brunettes (though if you want to start a thread in Chat I'll happliy join in!) please.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

It's big titted cornetto licking brunettes actually.

 

[mil1lion]

What flavour Cornetto?

 

[maltahotspur]

What flavour Cornetto?

'YuMummies' Freshly breast extracted

 

[pistolP]

'YuMummies' Freshly breast extracted'

Please, close the transfer window now.

 

[Bizness]

Good to see this back.

 

[chrissivad]

I have closed most of the ITK threads, left the newer ones open for now as i dont want to cut people of discussions mid flow.

Hopefully this thread will get some life and the player threads in Transfer Rumours Forum will be used more as well.

 

[LukaMotion]

Uh, sorry if this is a silly question, still fairly new to the site, but what's this thread for?

 

[PT]

Transfer rumours chat that isn't explicitly related to the player threads.

 

[LukaMotion]

Right, gotcha.

 

[chrissivad]

This will be the discussion thread for the ITK.

The ITK Threads will be closed as read only and you can discuss them here, and you also have the Transfer Rumours Forum to discuss the players we have been linked with.

It will probably take a little bit to get use to, but i think it should keep most happy.

Bizness, PLEASE!!!! can you still post the ITK you find as new threads as well.

 

[The Apprentice]

My willy gets hard when I think of Ozil and Modric playing keep-ball at the Emirates.

 

[yozza]

Thank god this has been reopend!

 

[teddy_sheringham_125]

Good to see this old girl back! With maybe even an A&C daily round-up in tow?

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I dunno about that. There isn't as much ITK about as there used to be. Levy's chopped down all the trees.

I'll see what I can do though, maybe include some general transfer stuff.

 

[Alfieconnman]

Hooray! The A&C show is back. Much missed and always appreciated.

 

[kcmei]

what good is this thread with nothing really happening

 

[worcestersauce]

Every day without a signing and nerves are getting more and more stretched and frustration is growing with almost every piece of ITK that comes out. We've seen ITK and member abuse today and that's not nice and neither is getting 'done' for it, so let's take a deep breath and relax.

Close your eyes and think of something nice, like a big titted 20yr old brunette slowly licking a Cornetto

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It's no good I keep seeing a fat bloke with a blonde wigmg:


I think the Parker rap was Osullivan giving it large for him and his agent, basically we love you and there's no chance of moving so you might as well sign the new contract. I imagine we moved on from him a while back.