- Feb 1, 2005
Good morning everyone!
So, already we have had a few really interesting updates and the thread seems to be running pretty smoothly so far.
The other day I was standing at my bedroom window and saw my neighbour's daughter topless in her bedroom. As I was bashing one out, I turned to notice Mrs A&C standing there, arms crossed and staring at me......Is she a pervert?
But that was nothing.....
I walked in with a bunch of flowers yesterday and Mrs A&C said, "Ok, what have you done now?"
"I slept with your sister," I replied.
"What? And you think a bunch of flowers are going to make me forgive you?" she screamed.
"What the fuck are you on about?" I replied. "They're for your sister."
Yeah, yeah, I know.........I'm a wonderful guy
Finally, Last week I had an e-mail from Daniel Levy complaining about my persistently making jokes about his height and calling him a dwarf. He said "I am not happy"
"Which one are you then?" I replied
Be good. Laters.