Good morning everyone! So, already we have had a few really interesting updates and the thread seems to be running pretty smoothly so far. The other day I was standing at my bedroom window and saw my neighbour's daughter topless in her bedroom. As I was bashing one out, I turned to notice Mrs A&C standing there, arms crossed and staring at me......Is she a pervert? But that was nothing..... I walked in with a bunch of flowers yesterday and Mrs A&C said, "Ok, what have you done now?" "I slept with your sister," I replied. "What? And you think a bunch of flowers are going to make me forgive you?" she screamed. "What the fuck are you on about?" I replied. "They're for your sister." Yeah, yeah, I know.........I'm a wonderful guy Finally, Last week I had an e-mail from Daniel Levy complaining about my persistently making jokes about his height and calling him a dwarf. He said "I am not happy" "Which one are you then?" I replied Be good. Laters.