The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 3rd July 2015

[St José Dominguez]

I dunno, starting to wonder if the cryptic was linked to the NFL news.

Maybe the London Cabbages will be playing at the new stadium.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Okay "Oblique", give it your best.

And you may not use the names of any supermarkets or strains of cabbage in your answer. I am expecting real deep twisted A&C level non-sequitous linkage of ideas here! Don't let me down!

But me and A&C are related - stood in the same section in the Spurs end at Wembley back in 1981 and we both got tossed and tossed when Ricky Villa scored THAT goal.

We were never Spar-ring partners

 

[Gaz_Gammon]

I fail to sea how this is less annoying than the fish pun night.

Agreed we all got stitched up like a kipper that night.

 

[nailsy]

My final guess....

cabbage one is a Savoy cabbage. Savoy relates to Turin, therefore Torino and at a guess Marco Benassi.

The small cabbage is a brussel sprout. Anderlecht are based in Brussels so it has to be one their players, possibly Mitrovic.

 

[thebenjamin]

Jasper on SO in reply to Where are the strikers?

Striker/s coming dazza

Darren Bent coming home

 

[TheChosenOne]

My mantra tonight is ...

Two cabbages one smaller than the other, but from the same grocer ?

Arkwright's ?


Noah's Ark right ?

 

[Tit&Ham]

I run a Spurs opinion account think on Twitter and Mario Suarez just started following me. What does this mean?

Probably just a short ban

 

[McFlash]

How do you figure there ain't much in....stiker, or strikers are arriving?

Just curious what your thought process is on this one.

Personally I read it as, a striker, or strikers are arriving! Pissah!! I could be entirely wrong-its been a long day here.

Because everyone knows that there will be a striker, or strikers, coming in at some point in this window.
What we don't know is who, when or where.
I just didn't find much new in his post to get excited about.

 

[thinktank]

I run a Spurs opinion account think on Twitter and Mario Suarez just started following me. What does this mean?

I dunno mate, what you asking me for....

 

[thinktank]

I'm gonna delete and hope I don't get banned. Found it's why to his thread now.

I was joking mate. Good idea to delete though; saved your bum a whole mess of pain.

 

[ilikeost]

We are obviously signing a player named Cabbage Cabbage Jr. Such an easy cryptic.

 

[the yid]

We are obviously signing a player named Cabbage Cabbage Jr. Such an easy cryptic.

Pretty sure Levy has to many CCJs

 

[Twizzle]

More than one striker is good news but I guess it would depend on who they are

 

[Spurger King]

I'll still be shocked if we sign even one player that is of first-team quality.

 

[IGSpur]

I'm liking the guesses guys but for those suggesting Alderweireld didn't we rule that out based off the fact A&C said he wasn't to be mentioned anymnmore as JJ has ruled him out. I'd doubt he'd post ITK for us to discuss after ruling out TA.

 

[ButchCassidy]

I'll still be shocked if we sign even one player that is of first-team quality.

Think Trippier will be nailed on as starting right back by the end of the year.

 

[Spurger King]

Think Trippier will be nailed on as starting right back by the end of the year.

Insert sarcastic Charlie Sheen 'winning' pic here.

 

[Bobbins]

Cabbage = Leandro Damiao

Cryptic my arse.

OMG...

Blue + Yellow = Green

You've fucking got it.

 

[DaSpurs]

Still think the connection is cabbage -> sauerkraut -> krauts -> Germans. Been linked with several players from there, even multiple players from the same team. Lars Bender gets my vote, as he's the smaller from the same grocer (womb in this case) of he and his twin.

Edit: Which part did you not understand, @Kentuckyid? Not aware kraut is made from cabbage or not aware twins come from the same mother?

 

[Gaz_Gammon]

I'll still be shocked if we sign even one player that is of first-team quality.

I'd be shocked if you ever fucking smiled.