- Feb 1, 2005
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Good morning ITK freaks. Pull up a chair and make yourself comfy because we've got a lot to get through. It's almost like the good old days with ITK pouring out like a cow shitting in a warm shed.
First up, was POTL with news of the impending departure of a football genius.........
Then, POTL told us of a signing!
Finally, on a day chokka with ITK, some maybe not ITK........
Now for the papers. On a day with so much ITK to glean their articles from, I couldn't find that much. Perhaps it'll all be in tomorrows editions........
The Sun, yet again go with our pursuit of the Hunchback of Cardiff.......
HARRY REDKNAPP has moved AGAIN for Craig Bellamy.
The Spurs boss is understood to have offered around £8million for the striker who snubbed him to join Manchester City from West Ham 18 months ago.
And that was about it.........
So.....what can we gather from all of this? We're going to sign Parker, Ireland, Bellamy and two black players. Somewhere in the world there's an Internet Cafe that's closed today in order to clean SK's jism from the monitors, one player in, one player out and BEN's axe is still blunt.
Happy whoring!
First up, was POTL with news of the impending departure of a football genius.........
:lol:This just in: Spurs King has been arrested for masturbating furiously in an internet cafe, screaming "At f**king last, at long f**king last"
Then, POTL told us of a signing!
Lets hope Harry was in a chatty mood.My gaffer is gonna ring Harry tonight and get to the bottom of why he wasnt on the bench last night. He is also gonna grill him for when we are likely to make a real splash in the market. Watch this space....
Finally, on a day chokka with ITK, some maybe not ITK........
Wouldn't say no. Gets stuck in, gets forward and scores a goal or two. Couldn't hurt to have him in the squad.Wizzer on FTL (not previously ITK from memory)
Steven Ireland
Posted: Today at 5:57pm been told a done deal via a friend.
Now for the papers. On a day with so much ITK to glean their articles from, I couldn't find that much. Perhaps it'll all be in tomorrows editions........
The Sun, yet again go with our pursuit of the Hunchback of Cardiff.......
HARRY REDKNAPP has moved AGAIN for Craig Bellamy.
The Spurs boss is understood to have offered around £8million for the striker who snubbed him to join Manchester City from West Ham 18 months ago.
And that was about it.........
So.....what can we gather from all of this? We're going to sign Parker, Ireland, Bellamy and two black players. Somewhere in the world there's an Internet Cafe that's closed today in order to clean SK's jism from the monitors, one player in, one player out and BEN's axe is still blunt.
Happy whoring!