The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 9th August 2017

[Dillspur]

On the transfer side of things....a young blonde at work, who usually wears outfits that appear to be painted onto her body, has recently transferred from French panties to either a tiny thong or commando. Confirmation of the exact transfer details is still underway

Did you verify this with the mods?

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

On the transfer side of things....a young blonde at work, who usually wears outfits that appear to be painted onto her body, has recently transferred from French panties to either a tiny thong or commando. Confirmation of the exact transfer details is still underway

Pics (but not in this thread obviously...) or you can't be verified...

 

[dovahkiin]

hertyid on barkley:
Koeman is telling porkies. They are obviously nervous and trying to drum up interest.

 

[Spurs' Pipe Dreams]

The worrying thing is also that the lack of signings isnt going down well with the players as well - they know we need to bring in fresh energy - Joe lewis continues to lay on a sunbed in the bahamas with him worth 5.7 billion USD - 10 steps forward - 15 steps back?

Yep we've definitely gone backwards the last few years, give me strength

 

[eddiev14]

On the transfer side of things....a young blonde at work, who usually wears outfits that appear to be painted onto her body, has recently transferred from French panties to either a tiny thong or commando. Confirmation of the exact transfer details is still underway

Is her name Amy?

 

[eddiev14]

hertyid on barkley:
Koeman is telling porkies. They are obviously nervous and trying to drum up interest.

Do you think hertyid is a Spurs fan from Hertfordshire?

Sorry, it's been bugging me for ages.

Cheers for the ITK @dovahkiin - legend!

 

[dovahkiin]

theres probably more, but so much rose stuff everywhere its difficult to keep track

 

[Clark28]

hertyid on barkley:
Koeman is telling porkies. They are obviously nervous and trying to drum up interest.

i wish they didn't need to drum up interest because we'd already agreed a fee

 

[Dillspur]

i wish they didn't need to drum up interest because we'd already agreed a fee

We have, it's done for 20m ;-)

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

We have, it's done for 20m ;-)

See now you're one step away from using teletext again.

 

[NayimFTHL]

theres probably more, but so much rose stuff everywhere its difficult to keep track

Rose the little **** has caused a meltdown at the worst possible time. Smh

 

[fatpiranha]

theres probably more, but so much rose stuff everywhere its difficult to keep track

Damn you Danny Rose, you've broken our best whore!

 

[Col_M]

hertyid on barkley:
Koeman is telling porkies. They are obviously nervous and trying to drum up interest.

Of course, Doesn't want Swansea to think they are desperate to backfill Barkley.
Meanwhile Clement on the phone to Levy asking for tips and sharing Koeman funnies.

Thats Opinion not ITK by the way.

 

[buttons]

Of course, Doesn't want Swansea to think they are desperate to backfill Barkley.
Meanwhile Clement on the phone to Levy asking for tips and sharing Koeman funnies.

Thats Opinion not ITK by the way.

Can picture them doing that, with mock Dutch accents as well!

Wouldn't surprise if the club did start to leak a bit of info about incomings in the next day or so...they'll be aware we need some good news...won't they?

 

[jay2040]

I don't care at all about the ratings bud, just the fact people can't differentiate between opinion and ITK.

What about a different font or italics to differentiate between the two!

 

[dk-yid]

hertyid on barkley:
Koeman is telling porkies. They are obviously nervous and trying to drum up interest.

Good to know. Don't blame them for nervousness and porkies. They face quite a stinker if things don't materialise.

 

[mil1lion]

Do you think hertyid is a Spurs fan from Hertfordshire?

Sorry, it's been bugging me for ages.

Cheers for the ITK @dovahkiin - legend!

I think it's actually pronounced hurt-yid because it hurts to be a Spurs fan

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

What about a different font or italics to differentiate between the two!

You could have it fuckoff great big red neon letters, flashing, with klaxons blaring and they still couldn't tell the difference.

 

[Gyid]

Ignore koeman!
We want 3 to come in plus GK
Some stories have started to come
Out that are more accurate than others.
Nothing of any significance is to happen before the weekend! Keita is a huge blow as he was primary target for us. Not even gonna
Mention DR

 

[TEESSIDE1]

You could have it fuckoff great big red neon letters, flashing, with klaxons blaring and they still couldn't tell the difference.

Solution - a simple template

ITK - 'insert'

Opinion - 'insert'