- Feb 1, 2005
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It's deadline day! Another gripping instalment of 'meh' where all the preceding promise of glittering signings, strikers, playmakers and all the rest of it culminates in the sound of a fart and a bog being flushed
Surprise surfuckingprise, you didn't have to be the editor of Old Moore's Almanac to see this one coming
Still, you never know, it might all turn around.
But fear not SC.
We can now bring you, exclusively, news of a genius marketing move by the club. Originally only available to the BSoDL, these exclusive Pez dispensers are being put on general release to raise funds for an assault on the January transfer window.
Available in one colour only for the amazingly low price of £14.99, the BSoDL 'DaddyPez'
Refills are available at £4.99 a pop in the following three flavours.
BeeSoDdL Blue
Daddy's Syrup
We Tried but it's Hard
So do your bit now! Otherwise don't complain in January when fuck-all happens. Again.
But remember!
It's hard. For reason 2,391
Anyway, kidding aside...........
Last night I took Mrs A&C out for a meal. The waitress said, “are you ready to order?”
My wife is in the toilet I said..........Do you know what she’s having?, she asked
I replied well she’s been gone 10 minutes so probably a shit
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