The Daily ITK Discussion Thread DEADLINE DAY 31st January 2019

[MightyModric]

Remember the days of deadline day where the Sky reporters would stand outside training grounds getting big pink dildos shoved in their faces?

It used to be fun

 

[dace]

What time does the window shut today?

2300.

 

[cider spurs]

11 p.m

 

[TheHoddleWaddle]

It's a reference to Hull. Hull on a Friday night is also known as the badlands. Replace hacked vehicles with drunken short skirted fat birds with tatood arms and legs like donner kebabs on a spit and you'll understand. The thunderdome could be any of the local pubs / bars. So it could be Bowen.

 

[cider spurs]

Or for us it closed on January 1st for signings.

 

[Japhet]

so...

we aiming to become the first club that doesn't sign any new players for the whole season....

that goes on to win the league?

What a shame there's no trophy involved to go in our empty cabinet.

 

[THFCSPURS19]

I mentioned it and @Archibald&Crooks insulted me.

In fact, the last time i’d seen such obvious and flagrant member abuse was when @THFCSPURS19 had the house to himself.

Looks like the fight between you and @Archibald&Crooks has just become a Triple Threat match.

 

[cider spurs]

It's a reference to Hull. Hull on a Friday night is also known as the badlands. Replace hacked vehicles with drunken short skirted fat birds with tatood arms and legs like donner kebabs on a spit and you'll understand. The thunderdome could be any of the local pubs / bars. So it could be Bowen.

Never mind Bowen.

These girls....asking for @Houdini

 

[Indisguise]

I feel a little bit deflated by being able to say more or less anything in this thread today. Feeling a tad bereft of danger and excitement which is all part of the experience.

 

[rupsmith]

Think Grealish would be a great signing. Exactly the age category, technical ability and mind set as a Poch signing. Wish we sign him.

No idea why im posting this.

 

[class of 62]

-Max Aarons

-Maxi Gomez

Er, that's about it[/QUOTE]


Maxed out?.. Thfc's credit card ?

 

[Norvern Munkey]

It's a reference to Hull. Hull on a Friday night is also known as the badlands. Replace hacked vehicles with drunken short skirted fat birds with tatood arms and legs like donner kebabs on a spit and you'll understand. The thunderdome could be any of the local pubs / bars. So it could be Bowen.

Had some good nights out in hull and you have described pretty much every single dalliance i had while i was up there!! that highlighted sentence gave me a flashback to being caught red handed trying to 'let myself out quietly' by the ugliest little kid ever asking me "are you my new daddy"...

 

[mark87]

Think Grealish would be a great signing. Exactly the age category, technical ability and mind set as a Poch signing. Wish we sign him.

No idea why im posting this.

Because you wanna get banned?

 

[Hakkz]

Remember the days of deadline day where the Sky reporters would stand outside training grounds getting big pink dildos shoved in their faces?

It used to be fun

Pepperidge farm remembers.

 

[DiscoD1882]

Had some good nights out in hull and you have described pretty much every single dalliance i had while i was up there!! that highlighted sentence gave me a flashback to being caught red handed trying to 'let myself out quietly' by the ugliest little kid ever asking me "are you my new daddy"...

I was that child. You have never been forgiven.

 

[wildheart]

SPAM


You’re welcome

 

[TheHoddleWaddle]

Had some good nights out in hull and you have described pretty much every single dalliance i had while i was up there!! that highlighted sentence gave me a flashback to being caught red handed trying to 'let myself out quietly' by the ugliest little kid ever asking me "are you my new daddy"...

Ah. Yes. The good old days. If you travel slightly further north to Geordie land. I woke up with a similar creature once. I remember the panic as I got up, forcing the alcoholic fog from my misted mind as I realised the danger. As I hurriedly 're clothed myself, all.the while checking for lesions and warts, it dawned on me that it was my gaff. I had about 30 mins to get 'her' out before then fair mates got up and saw. Hurried excuses and a.bacon sarnie bribe worked miracles. I.needent have bothered, my mate had brought her mate back and was marginally worse.

Anyway. Bowen. Definately an underwhelming Bowen. Who will forever more be an instant flash back.to debauchery and large, tatooed northern creatures.

 

[DiscoD1882]

Ah. Yes. The good old days. If you travel slightly further north to Geordie land. I woke up with a similar creature once. I remember the panic as I got up, forcing the alcoholic fog from my misted mind as I realised the danger. As I hurriedly 're clothed myself, all.the while checking for lesions and warts, it dawned on me that it was my gaff. I had about 30 mins to get 'her' out before then fair mates got up and saw. Hurried excuses and a.bacon sarnie bribe worked miracles. I.needent have bothered, my mate had brought her mate back and was marginally worse.

Anyway. Bowen. Definately an underwhelming Bowen. Who will forever more be an instant flash back.to debauchery and large, tatooed northern creatures.

I was her mate. You haven’t been forgotten

 

[Indisguise]

Dodgy, lower league, northern encounters may be the sum total of all we're gonna get today...

 

[Legacy]

Think Grealish would be a great signing. Exactly the age category, technical ability and mind set as a Poch signing. Wish we sign him.

No idea why im posting this.

He's been injured since early December. Last thing we need is another player trying to recover from a long term injury.