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MyNameIsNicolaBerti
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Tut tut. Don'tbe stupid. That's totally unrealistic.
It'll be RM, after all we have a partnership!!!
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The home of football.
yep, was getting out of the shower at the time, so its possible i mis heard it
January the 31st, Transfer deadline day, Daniel Levy’s office, 9pm.
Daniel Levy has just received a call from Harry Redknapp
HR – What the hell are you playing at Daniel ?, why is Bentley and Jenas at my training ground ?.
DL – Ahh Harry, well if you were at your training ground earlier you would have seen them undertaking their medicals !.
HR – Medicals ?, but I just popped out for a couple of hours to meet Townsends agent, who never bloody turned up and........wait a minute ?....
DL – Not a very reliable bloke that agent !, not to worry, in your absence me and Tony thrashed out a good deal for both clubs.
HR – Tony ?, how did you.......oh my god you haven’t.....I spent two bloody years trying to get rid of them at Spurs for you, I’m gonna put a stop to this right now !
DL – If you’re looking for Tony, he should be with you shortly, the traffic is not too bad here in Tottenham !
HR – What ?, you dirty, double crossing little.........
DL – Lets keep it civil shall we Harry, signing two England internationals for a combined fee of 5 Million is good business for Tony, top bloke that Tony by the way.
HR – Top bloke ?, I told that berk I only wanted Townsend on loan !
DL – Lets cut to chase Harry, you’ve finally found a perfect chairman for you, the poor blokes spent a fortune already !, so what are you complaining about ?.
HR – You just couldn’t help your self could you Daniel ?
DL – Well what could I do Harry ?, you know the committee wont sanction any big purchases, and I’ve had Andre busting my balls about Moutinho and Leandro 24/7, I had to reduce the wage bill by flogging those two muppets, just to bring in a loan striker from Madrid.
HR – I don’t give a damn about your problems Daniel, committee my arse, you were always a tight git, what the bloody hell I am gonna do with those two wallys now ?.
DL – I don’t care what you do them !, but be gentle with Tony, he seemed to be under the impression that you will be delighted with him for signing them for you !.
HR – I will have you one of these days Daniel, you just wait and see, after all I done for you and your poksey little club..........
DL – Ahh Harry, you will never learn will you son, no one ever screws over Daniel Levy, I’m the boss around here and don’t you ever forget it, by the way, SKY and ESPN are coming over to your training ground right now, I couldn’t help but tell Tony just have much you love talking to the media !. best of luck pal......
Call ended.
Daniel Levy has just received a call from Harry Redknapp
HR – What the hell are you playing at Daniel ?, why is Bentley and Jenas at my training ground ?.
DL – Ahh Harry, well if you were at your training ground earlier you would have seen them undertaking their medicals !.
HR – Medicals ?, but I just popped out for a couple of hours to meet Townsends agent, who never bloody turned up and........wait a minute ?....
DL – Not a very reliable bloke that agent !, not to worry, in your absence me and Tony thrashed out a good deal for both clubs.
HR – Tony ?, how did you.......oh my god you haven’t.....I spent two bloody years trying to get rid of them at Spurs for you, I’m gonna put a stop to this right now !
DL – If you’re looking for Tony, he should be with you shortly, the traffic is not too bad here in Tottenham !
HR – What ?, you dirty, double crossing little.........
DL – Lets keep it civil shall we Harry, signing two England internationals for a combined fee of 5 Million is good business for Tony, top bloke that Tony by the way.
HR – Top bloke ?, I told that berk I only wanted Townsend on loan !
DL – Lets cut to chase Harry, you’ve finally found a perfect chairman for you, the poor blokes spent a fortune already !, so what are you complaining about ?.
HR – You just couldn’t help your self could you Daniel ?
DL – Well what could I do Harry ?, you know the committee wont sanction any big purchases, and I’ve had Andre busting my balls about Moutinho and Leandro 24/7, I had to reduce the wage bill by flogging those two muppets, just to bring in a loan striker from Madrid.
HR – I don’t give a damn about your problems Daniel, committee my arse, you were always a tight git, what the bloody hell I am gonna do with those two wallys now ?.
DL – I don’t care what you do them !, but be gentle with Tony, he seemed to be under the impression that you will be delighted with him for signing them for you !.
HR – I will have you one of these days Daniel, you just wait and see, after all I done for you and your poksey little club..........
DL – Ahh Harry, you will never learn will you son, no one ever screws over Daniel Levy, I’m the boss around here and don’t you ever forget it, by the way, SKY and ESPN are coming over to your training ground right now, I couldn’t help but tell Tony just have much you love talking to the media !. best of luck pal......
Call ended.
HailKingLevy
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Crouch ????
Why you all talking about crouch
Why you all talking about crouch
brasil_spur
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#levytime
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mpickard2087
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Bye bye.
MyNameIsNicolaBerti
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I'll miss Gomes a bit. Don't think he's as bad as some make out.
WorthATry
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Yes, you heard it in the summer.
Sandro30
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Loan to Hoffenheim
EJWTartanSpur
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Wonder if Hoffenheim are paying 100% wages. 50K off of the weekly wage bill would be good
Hoddle_Ledge
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Gomes punches the air in delight...and misses.
Always liked the guy, some great saves and some great mistakes.
Jamturk
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The new bloody training ground is too comfy.
C-oops
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He's a quality shot stopper. Prob the best ive seen at spurs. His inconsistency put the whole defence on edge though. That was his weak point. Shame as he was a nice bloke it seemed.
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