The Daily ITK Discussion Thread RESERVOIR FLOGS 30 August 2016

[haxman]

How much of the "Sissoko was demotivated at newcastle and didnt try hard enough" is based on the fact that they were relegated rather than watching him play more than the 2 games against us? Apparently Benitez named him captain for the last 6 games of the season in which they were unbeaten. Maybe not all his fault then.

Mate of mine is a Newcastle fan. He very much says it as he sees it and wasn't singing Sissoko's praises much last season.

 

[Amo]

I find the transfer window like a prostate exam. I know what to expect but no amount of mental preparation can make the end result any more enjoyable.

I agree, prostate exams literally can't get any better.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

What makes you so special then (apart from the obvious)? All of the other mods appear in the Staff Online box.

I have a life

 

[Cornpattbuck]

We drew 13 games last year, the most of the top 6. This year we have had 31 shots on goal over 3 games. We can wait for Dele, Kane and Erikssen to find form, or we could drop them to the bench if we had viable alternatives, but we don't have depth at the moment. You can see with Dembele missing how weak our overall team play is.

Not the place for the discussion, but you were claiming we just needed one 'game changer'. This is another argument entirely. Anyway, moving on...

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

Maggie Thatcher naked on a cold day, Maggie Thatcher naked in a cold day....

What's wrong with you????? You trying to get us all hard n horny??????

 

[commodoreLUNGE]

Will be so awkward tomorrow when the only deal we announce is that we have signed Cisco to provide video conferencing equipment...

 

[Indisguise]

I have a life

Okay, nicely side-stepped. I give up (for now) but check out my new signature dude.

 

[djw1973]

Isco will win matches for us, I think he is far better than Mahrez.

Isco scores for Real every 6.5 games.
Mahrez every 3.56
Jenas for Spurs every 7.3 games

 

[ShaunL84]

We'll get official confirmation about the ISCO deal breaking down tomorrow lunchtime.

It's the same old story with Levy, he did the same with Aguero, Rossi, Berahino, Forlan and Fabiano.

 

[ShaunL84]

Isco scores for Real every 6.5 games.
Mahrez every 3.56
Jenas for Spurs every 7.3 games

Isco isn't a goalscorer, he's more of a creative spark in the mould of Modric but he plays behind the striker.

 

[Hengy1]

Isco isn't a goalscorer, he's more of a creative spark in the mould of Modric but he plays behind the striker.

He's basically a better Eriksen

 

[werty]

Sissoko? Jesus Christ.

 

[djw1973]

Isco isn't a goalscorer, he's more of a creative spark in the mould of Modric but he plays behind the striker.

I would say that it was essential to buy a goal scoring creative midfielder. VDV scored 24 in 63. The successful teams always have a Scholes/Lampard figure.

 

[FreddieYid]

Isco RM reject

Erm? Like Higuain, Ozil, Makelele, Robben, VdV etc.

We're not talking about a player not wanted by Sunderland.

Kante is a match winner,

No he's not. Kante's job is to make the team hard to break down and protect the back 4.

 

[chinaman]

Just under 28 hours left

Don't worry, a signature takes less than 10 seconds.

 

[Lo Amo Speroni]

Just under 28 hours left

@Rob are you able to move us forward 24 hours?

 

[chinaman]

I agree, prostate exams literally can't get any better.

The first time I had it, I thought the doctor was sodomising me.

 

[parklane yid]

Well we will all be put out of our misery soon
If we sign

Lopez and GKN I'll be gutted

Lopez, GKN and either zaha or sissoko I'll be content

Lopez,GKN and Isco I'll be delighted

Time will tell

 

[Tott66]

Calm down everyone we have something to celebrate today.
Levy has moved into profit in this transfer window

 

[leemason2302]

I'm going with 'unsurprised'.

Don't worry, a signature takes less than 10 seconds.

So do i