The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - RETRO Edition 14th September 2020

[JCRD]

Try plenty of fish, or match, then you'll realise how hurtful women are with the you got tits bigger than mine comment

 

[Metalhead]

Since there seems to be an amnesty here I will post.

If Jose gets who he wants will that make a difference to that dross of a game we saw yesterday? He had two players that he sanctioned, Doherty and Hojbjerg and they in no way played any better than who we already had. Please do not excuse them by saying its their first competitive match for us as both are seasoned Premier League players.

I think that there would be less excuse for him.

 

[Cavehillspur]

LOUD NOISES

 

[SecretLemonadeDrinker]

Try plenty of fish, or match, then you'll realise how hurtful women are with the you got tits bigger than mine comment

It was the... ...that did it for me! Bravo!

 

[sausage]

Try plenty of fish, or match, then you'll realise how hurtful women are with the you got tits bigger than mine comment

That's what the rebuttal is for. For ever burn there's a greater and more powerful burn-back.

 

[aquanard]

It’s all getting a bit dark web in here tonight!

 

[wadewill]

It’s all getting a bit dark web in here tonight!

The dark web is somewhere you can literally buy kids

Someone calling a woman a fish face is clearly much much worse

But still nowhere near as bad as signing Sorloth as our back up striker

 

[thecook]

The net winner of tonight's discussions is Karren Brady.

Who is definitely not a pig in lipstick.

 

[JohnnyVivas]

State of this thread is like when your parents finally give in and let you eat as much chocolate as you want just once so you can finally appreciate why they always tell you to keep the ITK thread on topic to avoid spewing shit all evening.

Lesson learned, hopefully...

A&C and Rob are gender-neutral parents, for the record.

 

[Chirpystheman]

Can't help but laugh at that. Yes I am a grown man who enjoys pro wrestling. I am not ashamed of it at all. It doesn't diminish my intelligence whatsoever. The fact you don't expect it from someone who is a wrestling fan suggests you do not judge books by their cover, eh?

Can't help but laugh at that. Yes I am a grown man who enjoys pro wrestling. I am not ashamed of it at all. It doesn't diminish my intelligence whatsoever. The fact you don't expect it from someone who is a wrestling fan suggests you do not judge books by their cover, eh?

Well if it made you laugh then the intent was indeed achieved. I too am rather fond of the amateur dramatics that is the pantomime that is WWE. So its all good.

 

[Quiffco]

It’s all getting a bit dark web in here tonight!

Levy trying to buy Bale with Bitcoin?

 

[topper]

I always wondered why A&C has been so strict with the Daily ITK thread - I think tonight's cleared that one up!

 

[thecook]

I always wondered why A&C has been so strict with the Daily ITK thread - I think tonight's cleared that one up!

I can't help but feel this is some kind of social experiment today!

 

[ralvy]

Yep, agreed. But everybody has known Bale's wage for years. Levy knows the wage budget better than anyone. So either he's deemed that we can afford to accommodate Bale or we can't.

The fact that Levy was the one pushing for it suggests that he has decided we can afford the deal. Now we've got Real Madrid, Bale and his agent being willing to make the move happen, and Levy is suddenly less enthusiastic.

It's stupidity.

Maybe Mourinho is not that interested in Bale? But after Sunday's match, that would be silly for him not to want him.

 

[WannaDanceWithUdogie]

Jesus Christ lads I'm 17 and more mature it seems that half the people in here. Let's all have a breather and come back when Plovdiv shithouse a 1-0 win against us with a Moura own goal

 

[spursfan77]

This is the club who didn’t buy a player in 2018 and now every striker we have been linked with have fallen away or are too expensive. I still maintain Wilson was the one we should of gone for. Ticked so many boxes and the fee was realistic. I really wouldn’t be surprised if we didn’t get one in. We are getting the same scattergun links to strikers we had in January as their agents were punting their players around and the same thing is happening now to a degree I suspect. Wilson, Watkins, milik all missed, who next?

 

[JKendall13]

This is the club who didn’t buy a player in 2018 and now every striker we have been linked with have fallen away or are too expensive. I still maintain Wilson was the one we should of gone for. Ticked so many boxes and the fee was realistic. I really wouldn’t be surprised if we didn’t get one in. We are getting the same scattergun links to strikers we had in January as their agents were punting their players around and the same thing is happening now to a degree I suspect. Wilson, Watkins, milik all missed, who next?

Would have wounded Levy’s pride too much to pay 20m (half what we’re being quoted for almost every other target) for a player in the last year of their contract.

 

[McFlash]

I can't help but feel this is some kind of social experiment today!

Like that learning AI they let loose on the internet and within 24hrs, it had become a potty-mouthed racist?!

 

[absolute bobbins]

This place is what you’d get if the lunatics took over the asylum and there was nobody around to stop them from eating their own poo

 

[RobjDerby]

Well, by law of averages, tomorrow should be a better ITK & news day.
After everything that’s gone on in here today, on and off topic , god knows we need some good news!

Have a think before you post, Be kind ladies & gents. COYS