The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - Ssshhhhhh - 8th January

[Archibald&Crooks]

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Morning ITK addicts.​

Not that my wife is thick or anything, but I asked her what she thought of reincarnation.

"Dunno really." She replied, "It's alright on fruit salad I suppose."

ITK has been very slow so far, so me and Bjork decided that..........

IT'S OH SO QUIET

it's. oh. so quiet ssshhhhh ssshhhhh
it'a oh. so still ssshhhhh ssshhhhh
you're on SC
and it's so peaceful until...

You read info
zing boom
eyeteekay you love
zing boom
is coming in
wow bam
you've never been excited by
you wanna laugh you wanna cry
you cross your heart and hope to die

'til it's over and then
it's nice and quiet ssshhhhh sshhhhh
but soon again
starts another big riot

you blow a fuse
zing boom
Pottle cuts loose
zing boom
so what's the use
wow bam
of believing it all

it's. oh. so quiet sshhh sshhhhh
it's. oh. so still sshhh sshhhhh
you're on SC
and its so peaceful until...

They ring your bell
bim bam
you shout fucking yell
hi ho ho
Poor BEN can't spell
gee. this is swell you have a fit
this guy reliable does his stuff fit?
there's no cryptics in his shit

'til it's over and then
it's nice and quiet ssshhhhh ssshhhhh
but soon again
starts another big riot

you love it all
zing boom
how much is true, fuck all
zing boom
who let them loose
wow bam
the eyeteekay that you love

the web caves in
the ITK's cut loose
you blow blow blow blow blow a fuse
when you hear info you love

ssshhhhhh...

And that's that.

Don't know about you guys but when my wife gets drunk, her inhibitions in the bedroom completely disappear.

It might sound good to some guys, but when she got in last night she shit in my slippers and called the lamp a ****.

 

[iGi.Jaydee]

Good morning A&C, we need some positive news today.

'Damiao fee agreed'. Please !!

 

[bern]

Morning lads and lasses something good is happening today I can feel it in my water.

 

[Dr Know]

Morning lads and lasses something good is happening today I can feel it in my water.

Bladder infection, best get that checked

 

[rawhide]

Morning all

I actually hope the something good is a calm day discussing ITK rationally. Yeah, I know. More chance of Damiao, Moutinho and Llorente joining today...

 

[AX-Spur]

Good morning all! Damiao, Moutinho and Zaha today and I am satisfied!

 

[$hoguN]

Morning all

 

[Vwbottom]

Morning peeps. Another fun day predicated.

 

[dirtyh]

morning all. it's only the 8th and heskey's looking attractive. news on damiao today please god/levy

 

[spurslenny]

So, is anything gonna actually happen today, or will it be more drunken ramblings from wishkah, various wummy tweets, and the pros and cons of a Defoe/Dempsey striking axis for the remainder of the season???

P.s. don't answer, I already know what's coming (not itk btw)

 

[phil]

morning all. it's only the 8th and heskey's looking attractive. news on damiao today please god/levy

I was thinking Crouch.

I'm pessimistic about Damiao. I believe that this is the fifth window that we have been linked with him. One would have thought that any difficulties about ownership would have long been resolved. And it is obvious that we were working on the Fryers and Holtby deals well before the start of this window. I can only conclude that either we have no interest in Damiao, or cannot agree terms with the player or Internacional.

 

[andyp8080]

Morning all..................welcome to another day of raised hopes and eventually depressing realism

 

[Twizzle]

evening all and btw A&C, its just not the same unless you sing it to us so tomorrow I expect some Youtube action

 

[lurker]

Bladder infection, best get that checked

Trust him, he's a Doctor

 

[paige09]

i'd like Moutinho/another ACM done today before LD.. but I'll take either one. I'm not greedy.

 

[Lo Amo Speroni]

Opens door to SC Daily Disscussion Thread and sees a group of grown men sat in corners in groups holding heads whilst curled up and rocking back and forth shouting some inane nonsense.

 

[rawhide]

Opens door to SC Daily Disscussion Thread and sees a group of grown men sat in corners in groups holding heads whilst curled up and rocking back and forth shouting some inane nonsense.

Business. As. Usual.

 

[Yid-ol]

Business. As. Usual.

At least they havnt got naked and started hitting each other with bits of tree branches yet.

 

[Lo Amo Speroni]

Business. As. Usual.

And I'm still here

 

[Singaspursofsixspence]

Morning all...will it be fun time Friday again when we announce a new signing?