The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - THE BRIGHT SIDE EDITION 27th August 2012

[Archibald&Crooks]

i've always wondered about the etymology for this. any ideas?

I have no idea what etymology means. Thank the lord for Google

"Vinegar stroke" is a colloquial term for the final thrust in a sexual act which propels the lucky participant headlong into orgasm. The "stroke" in question may be a penetrative thrust, the caress of a masturbating hand, or (presumably) any of a variety of pleasurable stroking actions.......Such as dry humping my handheld chirpy.

As I understand it, the term refers to ones cumface being similar to the face pulled if one drinks vinegar.

 

[brasil_spur]

You probably know more about the Inter stuff than me so fair enough, my belief was we were closing on a fair deal for Oscar (around £13-£15m) and then Chelsea came in and bid £26m - can't blame Inter on that one.

That's pretty spot on, although Kia and Pini were involved with the deal, Kia's wife owns a law firm in Brazil, and as such that was another factor slowing any potential deal down.

 

[brasil_spur]

Bale is already on record as saying he wants to play abroad (Barca/Real) at some stage of his career.

Wait until he gets a wife (does he have one already?) and a kid or two, could well see a change of mind there, although i thought there is some link with his family and Barcelona.

 

[Mikegold]

Wait until he gets a wife (does he have one already?) and a kid or two, could well see a change of mind there, although i thought there is some link with his family and Barcelona.

We recently had ITK I think from Akqa saying he has a kid due in the next few months and he said he wouldn't up root his family for at least 2-3 years and potentially never. Whoeever said this said it's good news as we definitely have him for at least a couple years and potentially his whole career. I assume thats dependent on us still challenging and not going off the boil in 2 years but apparently he loves it here.

 

[GetSpurredOn]

I wouldn't be too upset with that.

Willian and Moutinho would be the dream though.

Actually i also think we'll end up with a new striker of some sort, i can't see AVB being truly happy with just Ade and Defoe as his proper up front options.

Ideally, Dembele, M'vila and a striker, Aubemeyang/Remy. Willian and Lloris would be a bonus. Can't see Moutinho now, too pricey. To be honest, I'm dubious we'll agree a fee for Willian.

 

[ripley]

I have no idea what etymology means. Thank the lord for Google

"Vinegar stroke" is a colloquial term for the final thrust in a sexual act which propels the lucky participant headlong into orgasm. The "stroke" in question may be a penetrative thrust, the caress of a masturbating hand, or (presumably) any of a variety of pleasurable stroking actions.......Such as dry humping my handheld chirpy.

As I understand it, the term refers to ones cumface being similar to the face pulled if one drinks vinegar.

Now define "Cleveland Steamer".

 

[sweyid]

Wait until he gets a wife (does he have one already?) and a kid or two, could well see a change of mind there, although i thought there is some link with his family and Barcelona.

I think his misuss' dad lives in Catalonia.

 

[venablesphil]

Now define "Cleveland Steamer".

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Cleveland+Steamer

I dare you to click it if your at work!

 

[tonyc]

We recently had ITK I think from Akqa saying he has a kid due in the next few months and he said he wouldn't up root his family for at least 2-3 years and potentially never. Whoeever said this said it's good news as we definitely have him for at least a couple years and potentially his whole career. I assume thats dependent on us still challenging and not going off the boil in 2 years but apparently he loves it here.

But didn't GB also state that his lady's dad lives in or near Barcelona, and indictaed he would prefer to go there?

 

[taidgh]

I have no idea what etymology means. Thank the lord for Google

"Vinegar stroke" is a colloquial term for the final thrust in a sexual act which propels the lucky participant headlong into orgasm. The "stroke" in question may be a penetrative thrust, the caress of a masturbating hand, or (presumably) any of a variety of pleasurable stroking actions.......Such as dry humping my handheld chirpy.

As I understand it, the term refers to ones cumface being similar to the face pulled if one drinks vinegar.

thanks. i'd figured as much. i was wondering where it came from

edit: just realized i came off as a bit of a prick there, sorry. but i would be curious to know the background if anyone has a good source.

 

[timdissy]

But a lower league club or us for that matter wouldn't have such pull with the tribunal and the fee would be set at a reasonable price instead of at what the original club was asking for in a first place. In this case Man Utd wanted 6mill for him which we refused and surprisingly enough the tribal fee was also set to 6mill

Not surprising at all if rumours were correct as to who was on the tribunal board , Red Nose and another Utd official.They just agreed with the figure that they had told Spurs they would accept. If correct this shows how seriously corrupt and incorrectly structured our FA is. Oody disgraceful!!!!!!!

 

[Mister Jez]

Over on RAWK there are plenty who are convinced he will be a mega player for them......

Yeah well, we all know how delusional the bindippers are don't we.

 

[tonyc]

I have no idea what etymology means. Thank the lord for Google

"Vinegar stroke" is a colloquial term for the final thrust in a sexual act which propels the lucky participant headlong into orgasm. The "stroke" in question may be a penetrative thrust, the caress of a masturbating hand, or (presumably) any of a variety of pleasurable stroking actions.......Such as dry humping my handheld chirpy.

As I understand it, the term refers to ones cumface being similar to the face pulled if one drinks vinegar.

Archi,

Forgive me: I don't 'come here' (deliberate use of that phrase) too often but, reading a number of your posts today, you seem to be deviant deviating from the normal football ramblings expected here in SC....

 

[stov]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Cleveland Steamer

I dare you to click it if your at work!

Often used as a breakup technique for angry lovers to wait till the other is asleep and dumping on their chest and leaving them to wake in it the morning after. Point made. Sexual intercourse isn't necessary beforehand technically. It is only for extra points with your pals since you obviously are only pretending to be making up and having sex to achieve this goal and are tricking the other person to get even. Usually done without knowledge of the victim if the "pooper" wants to escape alive.

 

[Mikegold]

But didn't GB also state that his lady's dad lives in or near Barcelona, and indictaed he would prefer to go there?

Possibly but as Brasil Spur said earlier with a kid/family things change...Or they don't as David Beckham seemed pretty happy to bounce around

 

[worcestersauce]

I have no idea what etymology means. Thank the lord for Google

"Vinegar stroke" is a colloquial term for the final thrust in a sexual act which propels the lucky participant headlong into orgasm. The "stroke" in question may be a penetrative thrust, the caress of a masturbating hand, or (presumably) any of a variety of pleasurable stroking actions.......Such as dry humping my handheld chirpy.

As I understand it, the term refers to ones cumface being similar to the face pulled if one drinks vinegar.

the point at which Catholics are supposed to withdraw is it not.

 

[Alfieconnman]

Now define "Cleveland Steamer".

Glad you got that off your chest?

 

[meursault]

no point having an SC ITK RO if David's stuff isn't added to it imho, he's as good as they come

just got up after a night shift so too shattered to do it myself, hint

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

edit: just realized i came off as a bit of a prick there, sorry. but i would be curious to know the background if anyone has a good source.

You did? It went way over my head if you did. I don't think you did at all. And kudos for having the words came, across and prick in the same sentence. Conjures up all sort of wrongness. You're my kind of guy

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

the point at which Catholics are supposed to withdraw is it not.

No that's known as a guiltface.