The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Cough Up Edition 18th July 2013

[Sum Monsterism]

If we sell Bale to UTD I will personally give every member a blowjob. And that's a promise!

shouldn't you offer to do something you don't like doing?

 

[Hot-Spur]

my wife is starting a 6 week intensive chemo treatment on Sunday... happens to coincide with the remainder of the TW. This madhouse has and continues to provide top class entertainment and distraction* so there's £20 on the way for the moment, and I'll see if I can add to that when the window closes...

*more like addiction really - she's up a lot in the night, wakes me up... first instinct is to reach for the phone and check the RO for updates

This post deserves a "hug" rating, but as we don't have one, this is the best I could do

 

[goughmeister]

shouldn't you offer to do something you don't like doing?

Yeah that's like me saying I'll go down on every miss world finalist of the last ten years if we sell Bale and oh sod it, I'll do the Saturdays whilst I'm at it..

 

[Insomnia]

An Ayrton donated, sorry cant be more, lets hope this drive pulls a few quid into the coffers. Big up to the mods & Rob & Mrs A & C she's a Saint

 

[Mr Pink]

Well one of my pledges is £30.00 for Benteke....so hopefully that's imminent

 

[Barry Mead]

my wife is starting a 6 week intensive chemo treatment on Sunday... happens to coincide with the remainder of the TW. This madhouse has and continues to provide top class entertainment and distraction* so there's £20 on the way for the moment, and I'll see if I can add to that when the window closes...

*more like addiction really - she's up a lot in the night, wakes me up... first instinct is to reach for the phone and check the RO for updates

Be lucky mate, hope all goes well

 

[Hoopspur]

Donated!

Quick question - I can't find anything in the RO and can't remember reading anything about it, but there hasn't been any indications of Siggy leaving, has there? I'm about to order the new shirt with his name on it but I wouldn't want to throw my money away...

I do know it's not ITK, but there was certainly press stuff about Siggy wishing to discuss his future and his position within the squad for the forthcoming season. Probably wants some assurances. Where it is I don't know - google perhaps?

 

[Shanks]

It's only gay if your balls touch.

I tend to go by the rule that its only gay, if you look into each others eyes.

For example, ball touching is fine, as long as you are not staring intently into the persons eyes whilst doing it.

Same goes for dutch ruddering.

Or anything else.

 

[gazzeh]

I tend to go by the rule that its only gay, if you look into each others eyes.

For example, ball touching is fine, as long as you are not staring intently into the persons eyes whilst doing it.

Same goes for dutch ruddering.

Or anything else.

Is this itk shanks? Cryptic?
We're signing a gay Dutchman?

 

[WestBelfast Spurs]

Is this itk shanks? Cryptic?
We're signing a gay Dutchman?

I always thought Robben was a bit of a nancy boy

 

[rawhide]

I always thought Robben was a bit of a nancy boy

Wasn't Sven a Nancy boy?

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

There's pictures of Benteke at training for Villa for those that were interested.

 

[Joshua shepherd]

The thing is A&C, if levy splashed the cash there'd be a huge amount coming your way, that tight fisted bastard!

I don't think I put down any price for Paulinho or benteke in the pledge thread, which sucks for you.

However if 'sir' les goes to Swindon then I'll drop a pony in as I got him at 4/1 last night (fingers crossed llm gets verified or that was wasted money)!

Either way, I'll drop something in when the new Swindon manager is announced

 

[CAIN]

Happy Birthday Hottie x

 

[yozza]

There's pictures of Benteke at training for Villa for those that were interested.

Where?

 

[felmani26]

There's pictures of Benteke at training for Villa for those that were interested.

He was expected back in all fairness.

Here's hoping though there will be a report of him leaving training early though!

 

[Rocksuperstar]

I tend to go by the rule that its only gay, if you look into each others eyes.

For example, ball touching is fine, as long as you are not staring intently into the persons eyes whilst doing it.

Same goes for dutch ruddering.

Or anything else.

So, with the staring rule in effect, Tromboning = not gay? It also explains why the Round-the-World came to be, it's all back of the head action then.

How's tricks anyways, big man? I've just been trying to figure out a formula to predict when/if i will ever contribute something useful, let alone on-topic, to this thread.

 

[andyp8080]

Happy Birthday Hottie x

I am sure she was promised two signings by today :-(

 

[easley91]

Don;t think there'll be any more developments until later on today at the earliest. See what he;s like at training with the rest of the Villa squad.

 

[Booney]

There's pictures of Benteke at training for Villa for those that were interested.

Is he crying? Wearing a Spurs shirt maybe? Checking his phone for texts from his agent?

Anything....ANYTHING goddamit!