The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Get in There!/Oh Woe is Me Edition 28th August 2013

[Indisguise]

A couple of players going out on loan ?

I wouldn't be that optimistic!

 

[SonicSarr]

A couple of players going out on loan ?

Lamela leaving Roma & Bale leaving Spurs. The deals are dependent on other deals, so all leave at the same time roughly (perhaps?)

 

[mattyspurs]

Joey Tempest is the lead singer from Europe. We are signing Joey Barton

This cryptic bollocks is easy

 

[absolute bobbins]

Joey Tempest is the lead singer from Europe. We are signing Joey Barton

This cryptic bollocks is easy

Merde

 

[sebcole]

Just had a little look on twitter, you've got Adiepf, AKQAYID and Adam Suter having a conversation about what 'they've heard'.

Proof if needed that there's an ITK lockdown...

Thanks for giving me the idea: Type @AKQAYID in twitter, and entertain yourself for a day - behold an archive of comedy errors.
(PS: Also can see what a cool ratings system there used to be on SC in his time)

 

[Mouse!]

Joey Tempest is the lead singer from Europe. We are signing Joey Barton

This cryptic bollocks is easy

Couldn't have gone for Olsson the bassist, no?

R.e. Countdown. I hope we're signing Rachel Riley. Sweet, sweet Rachel Riley.

 

[absolute bobbins]

Couldn't have gone for Olsson the bassist, no?

R.e. Countdown. I hope we're signing Rachel Riley. Sweet, sweet Rachel Riley.

We'd go for Rachel end up with Susie (great in her day but past it now)

 

[robbiedee]

Joey Tempest is the lead singer from Europe. We are signing Joey Barton

This cryptic bollocks is easy

AVB likes joey Barton - he has great physicality!

If GBH is what you're after - Joey's your man!

 

[Mouse!]

We'd go for Rachel end up with Susie (great in her day but past it now)

Still would. Milf.

 

[CPHSpur]

Thing is we might not be getting ITK but we'll know if Lamela is close because at some point today we'll know if he's got on a plane or not - his movements were being stalked quite extensively yesterday so imagine it will be the same today

Well yeeeees, but the mere act of working out if he was, in fact, on a plane turned out to be a task of herculean difficulty yesterday. It feels like if he leaves training for five minutes to have a quick dump someone will tweet that he's definitely on the next plane to London.

 

[CrazyKen]

Couldn't have gone for Olsson the bassist, no?

R.e. Countdown. I hope we're signing Rachel Riley. Sweet, sweet Rachel Riley.

Olsson played 79-81..Before they changed their name to Europe..FYI


I need some fresh ITK soon Maybe we'll know some more after AVB's press conferance?

 

[harry's chin]

i wouldn't be surprised due to recent events that we do the deal out in Rome and take a medical team with us

 

[bern]

We need an SAS snatch squad nip out there and grab him.

 

[arctichotspur]

Does anybody really think we lost willian because it was discussed on different spurs forums that he had done his medical?

 

[Flashspur]

I can see this playing out till the end based on my ITK



The Fab Four…er Five

In the Real Madrid Boardroom.....


Perez – Mr. Daniel have ju finised, I want to push the red button.

DL – No Mr. President, not yet.

Franco – Come on Boss, just let him, please!

Barnett – Oh bloody hell, can we just do it?

Bale – Sir, Sir!

DL – What now Gareth?

Bale – Sir, can I pwease go to Madrid now?

DL – What did I tell you before Gareth?

Bale – That I must look fewious and fustwated outwardly but be patient like a liddle gwasshopper inwardly?

DL – Yes, now be a good lad and sit down.

Franco – Heres another boiled sweet Gareth. That’s it, read your copy of Beano.

Perez – Mr. Daniel, We have journalists, fans, world wide television audience and a presentation stand all ready. Why are ju waiting?

DL – On my terms Mr. President and nothing else.

Perez – Puta!

DL – Settle down Mr President. Have another sangria and some pickled sardines.

Barnett – I say Daniel, this is highly out of order. We have followed your instructions and played your ‘game’. You have had the world enthralled at this transfer saga for weeks and now you are delaying it further. Please let it end (bursts into tears...)

DL – Gentleman there is a time for everything.

Barnett – But what are you waiting for? (sniff)

DL – Now Mr. President knows that he has agreed terms to fund little Gareth’s sale in the first 12 months that means he does not have to sell assets to our rivals.

Barnett – Yes and..

DL – And I am just making sure that does not happen so I will sign the papers at 5 minutes to countdown...after we settle a little score.

Perez – Madre, that is so typical of you Breetesh, why are ju so difficult?

The FAX machine whirrs and a paper slips out.

Perez picks it up “Eet is Arsenhole with a offer of 65 millionen poundes for Benzema in cash”.

DL – Ha ha ha ha ha (laughing wickedly). Now send them the reply Mr. President.

Perez – Ju are an evil man. Sends off fax.

In Arsenal’s office at the Emirates. The fax machine whirrs and spits out a letter.

Arsene Wenger picks it up and looks at it.

Director – What is the response? I say this is a good offer isn’t it. They should bite our hand off what?

Wenger – It says ‘Fuck you, you Gooner scum. I will not sell to ju even if hell freezes over. I love Tottingham and Daniel Levy. Florentine Perez – President of Real Madrid’.

Director – Oh my God, its 25 minutes till the transfer window closes. What are we going to do? What’s the alternative? The fans will lynch us! They are baying for our blood right now!

Wenger – Sacre bleau gentlemen, relax. I have this under complete control. Have you ever heard of Leandro Damaio?

 

[marion52]

Does anybody really think we lost willian because it was discussed on different spurs forums that he had done his medical?

No and there were no ITK leaks unless SSN is our ITK. they had it splashed all over their screen he was having a medical.

 

[gimlisbeard]

Does anybody really think we lost willian because it was discussed on different spurs forums that he had done his medical?

No.

Or as Talksport would reply...In a word, not really because everybody knew he was in England, that Anzhi had made him available and that Mourinho guy just likes winding people up. In a word.

 

[gumbald]

Do RM have a fax machine too?

 

[Lilbaz]

I can see this playing out till the end based on my ITK



The Fab Four…er Five

In the Real Madrid Boardroom.....

Wenger – Sacre bleau gentlemen, relax. I have this under complete control. Have you ever heard of Leandro Damaio?

That took you ages, didn't it?

 

[Flashspur]

That took you ages, didn't it?

Not that long.....this whole saga is comedy gold