The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Get in There!/Oh Woe is Me Edition 28th August 2013

[sebo_sek]

Thank you Lamela
I can crack open a stella
Get pissed up
Find that Willian fella
And smash his fucking afro with my umbrella.............

ella.....ella......ella.

Fuck off Willian, Mourinho and the rest of you Chelsea pricks.

Cant wait to play them now.

Happy motherfucking days my fellow yids!

You had your Stella before you wrote this, didn't you?

 

[strader]

Better than Willian?

I smell a ratboy .

My joy just stopped........well not bad for just a season. will manage him just for one season only and he can move on.
Dont want glory hunters.

 

[Young Nasty Man]

Vlad, Eriksen, Lamela. Add in a LB and Striker, and this has been the best window I have ever seen. In fairness, LB and Striker are only needed if Ekotto and Ade/Defoe go.
We have overhauled the squad, but taken the quality up and the average age down.
Brilliant.
Most underrated signing so far, Capoue, the new Beast. Our CM will dominate.

KAPOW!

 

[paulw001]

Better than Willian?

I smell a ratboy .

Well to be fair, if that was the case it would indeed fall under the (fucking really big) "surprise" category. I don't imagine anyone would expect that.

 

[Spurs 1961]

I'm hoping the mystery player is an Argie personally. Someone to help young Erik settle in.

Plus it would give this transfer window that whole Ardilles/Villa buzz that I'm told was so satisfying.

Ardiles/Villa was surreal. Villa was just a makeweight, but gave us some great moments. Ossie had just run the show for Argentina in winning the world cup. He and Passarella got Argentina through to the last couple of games before Kempes started scoring. inho the best player we have had since Greaves

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Well, we'd be looking at someone 'big' who is no longer guaranteed the game time he might like and would be willing to pop over to WHL for World Cup year in order to get the required playing time. Probably a striker or playmaking silky skilled horn provoking midfield maestro.

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Ok. This info about your enemies enemy etc:

The message is RM majorly pissed at Chelsea so may 'do us a favor' & loan us a worldie or something (Moreta/ Ozil/ kaka all mentioned in response)

But assuming the jigsaw is falling into place, Real are getting their man, so IRO Chelsea from Reals standpoint, no harm no foul, surely?

*inserts man scratching chin smiley

 

[mill]

You'll be pleased to know that I have my trousers on and my flies done up. I'm happy we've got Lamela but not that happy!

You've still got a hole in your pocket though haven'tyou?

 

[phieffect]

Well, we'd be looking at someone 'big' who is no longer guaranteed the game time he might like and would be willing to pop over to WHL for World Cup year in order to get the required playing time. Probably a striker or playmaking silky skilled horn provoking midfield maestro.

you're pretty much describing Kaka there

 

[Gb160]

I'm hoping the mystery player is an Argie personally. Someone to help young Erik settle in.

Cheaper to get him some corned beef

 

[Joe091]

This window has been fucking amazing. If RM loan us Modric or Kaka, well, that would both amuse and please me.

 

[Olé]

I'm a little worried by the idea of a player coming on loan from RM while we sell them our best player.

We tried this before...

Except that RM have a wicked bunch of players that would improve our squad. Coentrao would be fantastic for our needs, but I wouldn't turn down Xabi Alonso, Varane, Ozil, Morata etc etc etc x3 either... Can't think of 1 single player in their first squad I wouldn't want... Ok maybe Modric ...

 

[portogirl]

This window has been fucking amazing. If RM loan us Modric or Kaka, well, that would both amuse and please me.

or GB?

 

[VegasII]

Actually Kaka's not a bad shout with our Brazil contingent in mind.

 

[Klinsmannesque]

Kaka...... yeah not a bad player to have to pass on his experience to the likes of lamela eriksen townsend chadli etc....

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

For those studying the SC biploar fraternity, the timetable says the next downturn in the collective mood is due between 9.30 and 10pm.

 

[Greenspur]

Has there been fresh news about Pastore? would love him to come now we have Lamela.

Was there not something also about Benaga?

 

[Sandros Shiny Head]

Ok. This info about your enemies enemy etc:

The message is RM majorly pissed at Chelsea so may 'do us a favor' & loan us a worldie or something (Moreta/ Ozil/ kaka all mentioned in response)

But assuming the jigsaw is falling into place, Real are getting their man, so IRO Chelsea from Reals standpoint, no harm no foul, surely?

*inserts man scratching chin smiley

Maybe we wanted to pull the plug or bump up the price and they're helping it get back on track

 

[Spurs 1961]

Cheaper to get him some corned beef

No all my Argy friends love their meat too much to settle for corned beef. I am still recovering from the heard of cows at the BBQ I went to a month ago

 

[Greenspur]

So we have actually broken our recond for the third time in the same damn window?

...and who said Levy was a cheap bald cnut?

Clint maybe.