The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Gonads on the Line Edition 30th August 2013
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Goaty info!
Who: The Goat
When: 30th August
Where: SC
Sorry, nothing groundbreaking, The Goat has been told that Eriksen is agreed and pending a few formailites which shouldn't take too long to resolve.
EDIT: I forgot to add that The Goat has been told Eriksen is not going to be the last to arrive.
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Well, another round of winners in the "pledge til you're broke" window!
(Also known as "Rob wants a speedboat").
With the stamping of Lamela and Chiriches, lucky times arrived for the following punters - including Dannel whose post reminded me to remind you to add the pledges you make in the ITK thread to the Pledge thread or you may well miss out on the great cash prizes on offer!*
(*no cash prizes are actually on offer but you get kudos, love, respect and lots of positive reps from everyone for funding the lurkathon and giving A&C an outlet for his depravity that does not require significant government investment that would otherwise be necessary).
Dannel - £10 for every incoming transfer completed (with Stoof stamp) from now till end of the window. - that's £20 please!
Parkie - Any other "big name" (that I like): £10 (Lamela) and Any other signing: £5 (Chiriches) - but I'm adding the other £5 as I now very much like Capoue!
Ravo - Other first team players £5 each - £10 please!
Lillywhites61 - Any attacking midfielder £10 - £10 please!
Syn_13 - Creative attacking mid/wide forward/winger - £5 - £5 please!
MonkeyBastardHands - Each other "household name" signing - £10
Every other player we sign - £1 each -£11 then please!
GBSpurs - For every signing that costs the following I will pledge;
£5m -£10m = £5
£10m -£15m = £10
£15m-£20m =£15
£20+ = £20
- £30 I think!
TottenhamLegend - Plus a bonus if we break our transfer record: £2 for every 1m we break it by (I'm assuming it is currently £16m). - the gift that keeps on giving! - another £28?!
Davids_5 - £10 for a creative midfield player - £10 please!
IanKane - Sign anyone - £5 (per signing) - another £10 please!
StupidLikeAFox - Lamela - £10
Also, do you want to cash out on the "£1 per million we spend"?!
Bus Conductor - Lamela 30
Bruts - Every signing over £10 million - £5 - £10 please!
N17Jack - Lamela £30
Reece - I'll give a tenner for each player we sign who has Villa somewhere in their name in addition to a tenner per player who is signed from a club that has likewise - until Feb 1st.
- you are not going to believe this, seriously! Lamela is an anagram of Villa me! Is that another tenner?
Did I mention my dyslexia? I'm a fully paid up member of DNA - the National Association of Dylslexics.
MilkyBarYid - Lamela £12.50
EnfieldYiddo - Any player who beats our record transfer: £10 - are you tallying them up?
BryanaButler - Lamela £20
Youcef offered £10 for Ljalic... We bought the guy he replaces. Whaddayathink?
ChrisFinch - £20 if Bale stays or is replaced with Lamela
Sweech - Lamela - $50, Chiriches - $20 (before anyone gets too excited, that is Canadian Dollars which are probably not even real money! I bet they are just leaves covered in syrup or something!)
Parkie - £1 fine for making a racist remark - doh!
Vdv112 - I'll donate $20(from Australia) if we sign Lamela (again, a made-up currency with all the validity of Monopoly money. Do you know it's printed on plastic so you can still use it even if you store it in the mucus filled pouch of a kangaroo so you have a hopping wallet?!)
Parkie - £1 fine for making a racist remark - doh!
PhezTHFC - £10 Lamela and £10 another full international - £20
Pauline-Ho/I miss the Waddler - A tenner if we announce Lamela...A fiver for a random centre forward or centre back - £15 please!
SlunkSoma - Lamela to join £10 (regardless of Bale)
Garymcl - Lamela - £50 (almost done but still worth handing over a nifty) Chirchies - £50 (again almost done but same as above with lamela) - £100!
Strader - we'll settle up at the end of the window - is that cumulative or based on the final nett spend? If cumulative, you are a very generous lad... If nett, you are about to be a massive Levy fan!
Antilokhos - £10 Lamela
Wow! What a lot of heroes!
Don't forget to press the yellow button of celebration!
And remember, there's more to come! Don't miss out on the excitement! It's never too late to pledge on those last minute Levy specials...
Mamma wants a speedboat!
(Please note - if Eriksen signs in the next 30 mins or so I will not be happy! Cuttin n pastin n quippin is takin its toll!)
(Also known as "Rob wants a speedboat").
With the stamping of Lamela and Chiriches, lucky times arrived for the following punters - including Dannel whose post reminded me to remind you to add the pledges you make in the ITK thread to the Pledge thread or you may well miss out on the great cash prizes on offer!*
(*no cash prizes are actually on offer but you get kudos, love, respect and lots of positive reps from everyone for funding the lurkathon and giving A&C an outlet for his depravity that does not require significant government investment that would otherwise be necessary).
Dannel - £10 for every incoming transfer completed (with Stoof stamp) from now till end of the window. - that's £20 please!
Parkie - Any other "big name" (that I like): £10 (Lamela) and Any other signing: £5 (Chiriches) - but I'm adding the other £5 as I now very much like Capoue!
Ravo - Other first team players £5 each - £10 please!
Lillywhites61 - Any attacking midfielder £10 - £10 please!
Syn_13 - Creative attacking mid/wide forward/winger - £5 - £5 please!
MonkeyBastardHands - Each other "household name" signing - £10
Every other player we sign - £1 each -£11 then please!
GBSpurs - For every signing that costs the following I will pledge;
£5m -£10m = £5
£10m -£15m = £10
£15m-£20m =£15
£20+ = £20
- £30 I think!
TottenhamLegend - Plus a bonus if we break our transfer record: £2 for every 1m we break it by (I'm assuming it is currently £16m). - the gift that keeps on giving! - another £28?!
Davids_5 - £10 for a creative midfield player - £10 please!
IanKane - Sign anyone - £5 (per signing) - another £10 please!
StupidLikeAFox - Lamela - £10
Also, do you want to cash out on the "£1 per million we spend"?!
Bus Conductor - Lamela 30
Bruts - Every signing over £10 million - £5 - £10 please!
N17Jack - Lamela £30
Reece - I'll give a tenner for each player we sign who has Villa somewhere in their name in addition to a tenner per player who is signed from a club that has likewise - until Feb 1st.
- you are not going to believe this, seriously! Lamela is an anagram of Villa me! Is that another tenner?
Did I mention my dyslexia? I'm a fully paid up member of DNA - the National Association of Dylslexics.
MilkyBarYid - Lamela £12.50
EnfieldYiddo - Any player who beats our record transfer: £10 - are you tallying them up?
BryanaButler - Lamela £20
Youcef offered £10 for Ljalic... We bought the guy he replaces. Whaddayathink?
ChrisFinch - £20 if Bale stays or is replaced with Lamela
Sweech - Lamela - $50, Chiriches - $20 (before anyone gets too excited, that is Canadian Dollars which are probably not even real money! I bet they are just leaves covered in syrup or something!)
Parkie - £1 fine for making a racist remark - doh!
Vdv112 - I'll donate $20(from Australia) if we sign Lamela (again, a made-up currency with all the validity of Monopoly money. Do you know it's printed on plastic so you can still use it even if you store it in the mucus filled pouch of a kangaroo so you have a hopping wallet?!)
Parkie - £1 fine for making a racist remark - doh!
PhezTHFC - £10 Lamela and £10 another full international - £20
Pauline-Ho/I miss the Waddler - A tenner if we announce Lamela...A fiver for a random centre forward or centre back - £15 please!
SlunkSoma - Lamela to join £10 (regardless of Bale)
Garymcl - Lamela - £50 (almost done but still worth handing over a nifty) Chirchies - £50 (again almost done but same as above with lamela) - £100!
Strader - we'll settle up at the end of the window - is that cumulative or based on the final nett spend? If cumulative, you are a very generous lad... If nett, you are about to be a massive Levy fan!
Antilokhos - £10 Lamela
Wow! What a lot of heroes!
Don't forget to press the yellow button of celebration!
And remember, there's more to come! Don't miss out on the excitement! It's never too late to pledge on those last minute Levy specials...
Mamma wants a speedboat!
(Please note - if Eriksen signs in the next 30 mins or so I will not be happy! Cuttin n pastin n quippin is takin its toll!)
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Yes, they unveiled the coffin where he resides during daytime around lunch or so.
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Rodrigo?
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Pics of him in training on Spurs Official twatter n'everything!
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So... Rules out Chicharito then as buy out clauses aren't used here...
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Dodgiest source ever, but Rodrigo does have a 24 million pound buyout clause according to this:
http://www.ghanasoccernet.com/benfi...al-offers-for-spanish-starlet-rodrigo-moreno/
edit: does anyone know of a site that has a database of players buyout clauses a la transfermarkt?
http://www.ghanasoccernet.com/benfi...al-offers-for-spanish-starlet-rodrigo-moreno/
edit: does anyone know of a site that has a database of players buyout clauses a la transfermarkt?
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Rodrigo has a 30m Euros buy out clause. We won't go that high, obviously.
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Giovanni dos Santos!
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Ba is known to be very religious. His last name even is the past tense form of pray in Norwegian.
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You're kidding right?
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