The Golf Thread

[heelspurs]

I'd pay for it legally if it wasn't a US only service!

We try to limit these things as to keep the riffraff out. Apparently, Trump needs to get to work on a cyber wall before the border wall.

Ill have to watch it on NBC Golf Channel, with their horrifically biased commentary.

I prefer to watch my golf with SS commentary...I f*cking hate Johnny Miller and his 'in my day' act. I prefer SS NFL coverage as well. The main English bloke knows his shit and is no poseur. Plus, fewer commercials to make you hungry, right? Of course I get this amazing itch to bet away my life savings and my first born but I guess you pick your poison.

Admittedly Poulter's got shit taste in football clubs, but his record in the Ryder Cup pisses all over Tiger's!

Absolutely correct. But he is still a ****!

Watching past captains play right now. Jacklin just went for a dip on the first. Harbinger??????????? We got some Texans on the tee now. Don't f*cking mess with Texas Gb. You 'member what Ben Crenshaw did to yall.

 

[heelspurs]

Gotta say kudos to Butch Harmon on his very understated attire for the opening ceremony. I really don't understand the typical Euro complaint about Septics being garish and loud. Perhaps our efforts this weekend can go a long way toward reassessment. I'm sure Patrick Reed will be at the forefront of our efforts.

Butch

 

[spurs mental]

That hat is quality!

Yeah, a little. But in my defense I have a little window on my computer screen streaming SkySports' golf channel (it's a totally legal stream, you know, like all the ones you snatch from over here) and they are cramming Ian Poulter down my throat. There is no bigger prick than that ****. I do not like him and that has nothing to do with his ****y RC celebrations and faux passion. Arsenal fan, awful fashion sense and the gall to have a clothing line, shit/overrated golfer, and a classless **** that shows off the trappings of his wealth on social media but doesn't get shit for it.

Believe it or not I watch the Euro tour, LET, and LPGA more than I watch the PGA. That'll change now that Tiger is back to put all the pretenders in their place but watching the Euro tour is 'pleasant' and a welcomed change from the boisterous PGA broadcasts and the, umm, oiks. Plus, the courses are beautiful...at least those on the continent.

Patrick Reed is worse than Poulter.

The fat prick. If he was drowning I'd throw him a deflated life buoy

 

[heelspurs]

Patrick Reed is worse than Poulter.

The fat prick. If he was drowning I'd throw him a deflated life buoy

Reed has an awful green jacket that at least signifies something. Poulter, again, the Arsenal fan, thinks it's high fashion and tries to scam people into buying his garbage. Additionally, Reed is a paragon of integrity hence he is the focus of all the Euro-hate...y'all hate his values. Sad!!!!

 

[Gb160]

Reed has an awful green jacket that at least signifies something. Poulter, again, the Arsenal fan, thinks it's high fashion and tries to scam people into buying his garbage. Additionally, Reed is a paragon of integrity hence he is the focus of all the Euro-hate...y'all hate his values. Sad!!!!

Even as a gooner, Poulter is still immeasurably more pleasant than toadboy Reed.
And let's face it, Harmon is just dressed how most of you lot dress everyday...just without the eagle of freedom on his arm

 

[heelspurs]

First ones into the drink...you guessed it, the soggy Euros.

 

[heelspurs]

Even as a gooner, Poulter is still immeasurably more pleasant than toadboy Reed.
And let's face it, Harmon is just dressed how most of you lot dress everyday...just without the eagle of freedom on his arm

My cockring has the Flag of True Liberty and Sidearms on it my man. We come outta the womb rootin, tootin, and ready for shootin. But we got manners. We will kindly give yall a reacharound during this dicking your about to take.








ps-I hope no one takes my act seriously. I know you don't Gb. I'm just giving yall the business.

 

[LSUY]

Wonder what will get more annoying - Americans chanting USA or Europeans appropriating the Icelandic thunderclap.

 

[heelspurs]

Wonder what will get more annoying - Americans chanting USA or Europeans appropriating the Icelandic thunderclap.

Speaking objectively, the first is a classy form of cultural expression which only enemies of freedom hate. The second is just derivative and unimaginative. That's my unbiased view.

 

[Gb160]

Haha toadboy's gone for a dip lol

 

[Gb160]

My cockring has the Flag of True Liberty and Sidearms on it my man. We come outta the womb rootin, tootin, and ready for shootin. But we got manners. We will kindly give yall a reacharound during this dicking your about to take.








ps-I hope no one takes my act seriously. I know you don't Gb. I'm just giving yall the business.

Nah you're cool mate...there's quite a few Yanks on here that are good posters, even Hank has his moments

 

[heelspurs]

Nah you're cool mate...there's quite a few Yanks on here that are good posters, even Hank has his moments

I love that yall nicknamed him with the most stereotypical 'Murican name. It's brilliant. Would only have been better if you went with BillyJoeJimBob. @L.S.U.Yiddo must have met a few of them down in Baton Rouge.

 

[Gb160]

I love that yall nicknamed him with the most stereotypical 'Murican name. It's brilliant. Would only have been better if you went with BillyJoeJimBob. @L.S.U.Yiddo must have met a few of them down in Baton Rouge.

That was all my own work!!
iirc it was all started by a rather fortunate typo I made and it stuck.

 

[heelspurs]

Jordan Spieth is on fire. The only person holing anything.

 

[Gb160]

Jordan Spieth is on fire. The only person holing anything.

Until Tiger hits the Moulin Rouge later on tonight.

 

[heelspurs]

Until Tiger hits the Moulin Rouge later on tonight.

Funny you should say that. Seems to be a lot of 'rouge' on the board at the moment. jus sayin.

 

[Gb160]

Funny you should say that. Seems to be a lot of 'rouge' on the board at the moment. jus sayin.

Bit like Medinah.

 

[robbiedee]

Casey and Hatton have done well to pull that back...

 

[Gb160]

Casey and Hatton have done well to pull that back...

Yeah I'd written that one off tbh.

 

[heelspurs]

Bit like Medinah.

Memories foggy in my old age. No idea of what you speak. And since I can't remember it then it didn't happen = Trump logic.

USA USA USA!!!!!