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heelspurs

Le filet mignon est un bastion de rosbif
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Whenever I watch a golf tournament on TV, Rory is always shit. The ones I don't watch he seems to do well in...turning my television off...NOW!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...don't give up now. You gotta believe and stick it out and see if you can change the streak. With your help Rory can get back on track. Trust me!
 

heelspurs

Le filet mignon est un bastion de rosbif
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USA USA USA...first point on the board is 15-4 in RCs since 1971...It's ours bitches. USA USA USA...MAKING GOLF GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

heelspurs

Le filet mignon est un bastion de rosbif
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Are you sat at home in your underpants shouting 'Get in the hole'? :ROFLMAO:
That's silly...it's only a 'you da man' and 'bababooey' day.:D And Saturday's 'mashed potatoes'. 'Get in the hole' is for singles. Don't you know anything about tradition?

And what's 'underpants'? I thought they were just 'pants'...like @Gb160 golf game.
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
Jun 20, 2012
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That's silly...it's only a 'you da man' and 'bababooey' day.:D And Saturday's 'mashed potatoes'. 'Get in the hole' is for singles. Don't you know anything about tradition?

And what's 'underpants'? I thought they were just 'pants'...like @Gb160 golf game.
I gave up playing a long time ago, I'm terribly shit.
Still like a game of topgolf after a few beers though, that's a good laugh.
 

heelspurs

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I gave up playing a long time ago, I'm terribly shit.
Still like a game of topgolf after a few beers though, that's a good laugh.
What's topgolf? I keep seeing ads but it just looks like a driving range.
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
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What's topgolf? I keep seeing ads but it just looks like a driving range.
It is kinda, all the balls are chipped and there's loads of targets to aim for, the closer you get to the target the more points you get....the further the target the more points available.
All the scorings done automatically a bit like bowling.

Great laugh with a few mates when you're all pissed.
 

heelspurs

Le filet mignon est un bastion de rosbif
Jul 25, 2012
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It is kinda, all the balls are chipped and there's loads of targets to aim for, the closer you get to the target the more points you get....the further the target the more points available.
All the scorings done automatically a bit like bowling.

Great laugh with a few mates when you're all pissed.
So golf darts?

Some good news: Rory has been selected for the afternoon foursomes. Yeahhhhhh!
 

Gb160

Well done boys. Good process
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So golf darts?

Some good news: Rory has been selected for the afternoon foursomes. Yeahhhhhh!
In a way, but there's no weapons involved.
Americans huh.

Rory needs to pull his finger out...the way he's been driving could cost us another point in the foursomes.

What time do the foursomes start...I'm out of milk and need some snacks.
 

heelspurs

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first foursome is off @ 7:50EST so in 10 minutes.

edit: judging by the way things are going you might need to get some alcohol as well.
 

dagraham

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Thank fuck we won the last match. Still can’t believe Rose and Rahm ended up losing that first one.
 
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