The knee-jerk thread 2016/17

[Shadydan]

New season, new knee-jerk comments, new lols

Feel free to post comments in here that clearly have no rationale thought process behind them, the comments which make you fall of your chair and the comments which are just downright dumb

And what a way to kick off the new season with this gem from our favorite SC troll member, Drexl. looking forward to more pearls of wisdon from our favourite SC'er

Wanyama is a fucking liability, Lloris needs to be sold asap, get Butland in

Amazingly this got 3 winner ratings

Haha

Told you Wanyama = Zokora and Palacios

Here's the obligatory go a goal down, football club well and truly destroyed posts

Our season is over. Fuck this shit.

And another one...

The Chelsea match and ensuing capitulation has completely destroyed whatever winning mentality Poch had managed to instill in this squad, and along with it any goodwill that I feel toward them.

And to cap it all, this is an absolute belter

I still stand by my statements, from last season, that Rose is a truely awful footballer and whilst he is in our team we are going knowhere.

Danny Rose will never win a football medal.

*Fully expecting some of my comments will probably end up in here at some point too

 

[mightyspur]

 

[fuzzylogic]

Verts was rusty? No shit!!! Never seen that coming

 

[Mr.D]

One more point than this time last year.

 

[mightyspur]

One more point than this time last year.

Is that knee jerk? I'm confused

 

[riggi]

We will finish 5th and crash out the cl group stages.

 

[DIEHARD]

Mate we are ninth thats fucking ninth

Last season we were third. If that regression doesnt deserve kneejerking, you wanna wait till we get relegated before we start saying 'oh shit'

 

[TheChosenOne]

Zzzz

 

[thinktank]

One more point than this time last year.

 

[Mr.D]

Is that knee jerk? I'm confused

Sorry, I'd lost the will to live halfway through the op.

We're shit.

 

[JayB]

For the record, I stand by what I said. I think Poch has a lot of work to do to rebuild the mentality of this team, and I personally do not currently have any of the good feeling I had toward the club before the players threw away such a golden opportunity to finish above the scum.

 

[Spurger King]

 

[chinaman]

New season, new knee-jerk comments, new lols

Feel free to post comments in here that clearly have no rationale thought process behind them, the comments which make you fall of your chair and the comments which are just downright dumb

And what a way to kick off the new season with this gem from our favorite SC troll member, Drexl. looking forward to more pearls of wisdon from our favourite SC'er



Amazingly this got 3 winner ratings



Here's the obligatory go a goal down, football club well and truly destroyed posts



And another one...



And to cap it all, this is an absolute belter



*Fully expecting some of my comments will probably end up in here at some point too

Why not start a Jerking Thread for the occasions we pull off big wins.

 

[TEESSIDE1]

Some bad news was confirmed a few minutes ago... Son is on his way back after S Korea were humiliated by Honduras. Son was p*ss poor and played a key part in setting up the Honduras attack for their goal lol

 

[wrd]

Some bad news was confirmed a few minutes ago... Son is on his way back after S Korea were humiliated by Honduras. Son was p*ss poor and played a key part in setting up the Honduras attack for their goal lol

Im glad i'm not going insane, his passing was so bad and I had a sweaty argument about it on reddit because god forbid you say somebody is playing shit.

 

[StartingPrice]

And what a way to kick off the new season with this gem from our favorite SC troll member, Drexl. looking forward to more pearls of wisdon from our favourite SC'er
Drexl said: ↑
Wanyama is a fucking liability, Lloris needs to be sold asap, get Butland in

It was knee-jerk? I thought he was discussing additions to his DVD collection!

 

[beats1]

Some bad news was confirmed a few minutes ago... Son is on his way back after S Korea were humiliated by Honduras. Son was p*ss poor and played a key part in setting up the Honduras attack for their goal lol

That actually could be bad news as the whole point of him going there was so he wouldn't have to do national service, which is can be made exempt if you win an olympic medal or a medal at the asian games.

He hasnt done either so far, so unless he gets foreign citizenship like Park(the guy who played for Arsenal) he may be forced to join the military unless of course he wins a medal at the asian games in 2018

 

[TEESSIDE1]

Im glad i'm not going insane, his passing was so bad and I had a sweaty argument about it on reddit because god forbid you say somebody is playing shit.

He's not the brightest and kept giving the ball away in dangerous positions and then standing there with either a big smile on his face or looking gormless. Do that in the prem and it could be fatal.

 

[TEESSIDE1]

That actually could be bad news as the whole point of him going there was so he wouldn't have to do national service, which is can be made exempt if you win an olympic medal or a medal at the asian games.

He hasnt done either so far, so unless he gets foreign citizenship like Park(the guy who played for Arsenal) he may be forced to join the military unless of course he wins a medal at the asian games in 2018

Can't believe we signed him in the 1st place with national service hanging over his head and the fact he looks pants is an added kick in the nuts. Hopefully Poch's 1 to 2 incomings come to fruition and I wouldn't be happy relying on Son to back up Lamela and co this season.

 

[beats1]

Can't believe we signed him in the 1st place with national service hanging over his head and the fact he looks pants is an added kick in the nuts. Hopefully Poch's 1 to 2 in comings come to fruition and I wouldn't be happy relying on Son to back up Lamela and co this season.

I think it will be harder to sell him now, it is worth noting that he is a LW, which I dont think I have seen him play