The Ramos songs thread

[whatsappnin]

Yes. But it's pronounced Martin Jol.

:rofl::rofl::rofl: comedy genius!!! :clap::clap::clap::rofl:

 

[TheChosenOne]

tune of "toor - a-lay"

Juande the manager called out aloud.
He was down by the touchline away from the crowd
He pulled off Zokora - and Chimbonda too
From 0-2 down we won 4-2


I'm loving it

 

[Chatterbox1169]

The older fuckers amongst us ( Hi BOF :hello may remember a song by Englebert Humperdinck called Quando Quando Quando. There are lots of opportunities with this song, if only it was more fucking popular.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f6-5M7Rqo - Take no notice of the video, listen to the tuuuuune.

There is a lot of scope with this song. Husband said he was thinking of it the other day. Get your thinking hats on everyone!

 

[TheChosenOne]

Wot about the old Bros song....

When will I be famous (insert:Ramos)

 

[TheChosenOne]

Puppet on a string (Sandie Shaw Eurovision 1967)

I wonder if Juande that you'll say that you care
If you say you love me madly, I'll gladly be there
Like a puppet on a string
Love is just like a merry-go-round
With all the fun of the fair
Juande I'm feeling down on the ground
Then I'm up in the air
Are you leading me on?
Tomorrow, will you be gone? I wonder if Juande that you'll say that you care
If you say you love me madly, I'll gladly be there
Like a puppet on a string I may win on the roundabout
Then I'll lose on the swings
In or out, there is never a doubt
Just who's pulling the strings
I'm all tied up in you
But where's it leading me to?
I wonder if Juande that you'll say that you care
If you say you love me madly, I'll gladly be there
Like a puppet on a string
I wonder if Juande that you'll say that you care
If you say you love me madly, I'll gladly be there
Like a puppet on a string
Like a puppet on a string

 

[justfookinhitit]

tune of "toor - a-lay"

Juande the manager called out aloud.
He was down by the touchline away from the crowd
He pulled off Zokora - and Chimbonda too
From 0-2 down we won 4-2


I'm loving it

"Pulled off" has other connetations too .......

 

[roosh]

soz. couldnt be arsed to read 3 pages.:wink:

ah, but yrs is la bamba. mines what the pissed up irish sing when they win at golf. :razz:

hoi, what do you mean thats what the pissed up Irish sing when we win at golf?

we sing that at every sporting event we're in,and festivals and pretty much every other occasion that we can get away with it

 

[THFC4EUROPE]

Hows about this for when we go 1-0 up

Juande to the Tottenham,
Juande to the Tottenham,
Juande to the Tottenham,

 

[Dannyspur]

to the tune of when the red red robbin, goes bob bob bobbin along.

Juande Ram Ram Ram-os is boss boss boss-in' our squad - our squad
We'll be win win winn-ing and he'll be known as our God - our God
Led by this spanish matador, winning's what he's been brought here for.
If not he'll be out of the door, Come on su-uper Tot'nam