The Ramos songs thread

[finch101]

When the moon hits in the sky
the lilywhites flying high
Juande Rammmossssssss Juannnndeee Rammmmosssss

 

[Bonjour]

I love Martin Jol
Martin Jol loves me
I love Mar...




oh, wait a sec... :-|

 

[PeterboroughYids]

one for your mumma, Neil Diamond

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqDTlwq532M

Juande Ramos do do doooo
Good times never felt so good
lalala

repeat




gingle bells gingle bells gingle all the way
oh what fun it is to see tottenham win Juande, hey!

 

[Dibby]

When will the league be mine?

Tell me Juande, Juande, Juande!

 

[nipponyid]

When will the league be mine?

Tell me Juande, Juande, Juande!

Yes mate I`ve had that tune from Spanish hoildays of old, in my head for the last couple of days....you know it...Quando, Quando,Quando,........just change it to DB`S suggestion.

Here`s Engelbert`s version..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80sOcmuzr-Q

Here`s the lyrics anyone wanna pen an effort from it?

Tell me when will you be mine
Tell me quando quando quando
We can share a love devine
Please don't make me wait again

When will you say yes to me
Tell me quando quando quando
You mean happiness to me
Oh my lover tell me when

Every moments a day
Every day seems a lifetime
Let me show you the way
To a joy beyond compare

I can't wait a moment more
Tell me quando quando quando
Say its me that you adore
And then darling tell me when

Every moments a day
Every day seems a lifetime
Let me show you the way
To a joy beyond compare

I can't wait a moment more
Tell me quando quando quando
Say its me that you adore
And then darling tell me when

Whoa lover tell me when
Oh darling tell me when
Oh come on tell me when
Yea tell me when

 

[Zapsta]

i'm no shakespear but a rhyme with new boss and ramos needs to be done

Juande Ramos,
He's our new boss.

Done.

 

[Stu]

For one night only..... (to the tune of I love Martin Jol - obviously)

I Love Martin Jol,
He was a brilliant boss,
but put your hands together,
for Juan-de Ramos

 

[glennyhoddle]

..so he knows we love martin jol!!!

"Me encanta martin jol
Martin jol me ama
Amo martin jol y martin jol me ama

Ahora todos juntos ..."

..if we want to love Ramos too!!

"Me encanta juande ramos
juande ramos me ama
Amo juande ramos y juande ramos me ama

Ahora todos juntos ..."

...and finally

"His name is Juande Ramos
But i dont give a toss
cos i love martin Jol
who still should be our boss"

...or

Martin Jol is leaving the party
bring in juande and gus poyet

 

[yiddotilidie]

Yes mate I`ve had that tune from Spanish hoildays of old, in my head for the last couple of days....you know it...Quando, Quando,Quando,........just change it to DB`S suggestion.

Here`s Engelbert`s version..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80sOcmuzr-Q

Here`s the lyrics anyone wanna pen an effort from it?

Tell me when will you be mine
Tell me quando quando quando
We can share a love devine
Please don't make me wait again

When will you say yes to me
Tell me quando quando quando
You mean happiness to me
Oh my lover tell me when

Every moments a day
Every day seems a lifetime
Let me show you the way
To a joy beyond compare

I can't wait a moment more
Tell me quando quando quando
Say its me that you adore
And then darling tell me when

Every moments a day
Every day seems a lifetime
Let me show you the way
To a joy beyond compare

I can't wait a moment more
Tell me quando quando quando
Say its me that you adore
And then darling tell me when

Whoa lover tell me when
Oh darling tell me when
Oh come on tell me when
Yea tell me when

Have a look on the first page chaps - Bomber H already posted it.

 

[zepstar]

oh juande, you came and you gave without taking, and we need you today , juande *tune of mandy-westlife/manilow*

 

[jermain18]

theres only juan de ramos
theres only juan de ramos
with alvarez and gus poyet
theres gona be trophies in may

 

[Matthew Wyatt]

This is all a bit sad with Martin Jol not yet cold in his grave. I for one shall be waiting for Ramos to have earned a chant.

 

[Stoof]

This is all a bit sad with Martin Jol not yet cold in his grave. I for one shall be waiting for Ramos to have earned a chant.

Is it a point of 'earning' a chant, or is it one of showing our support for the new appointment?

We could be bitter and twisted, or we could give the boys a rocket up each and every one of their behinds with a blistering crowd singing performance. I certainly will be, alongside my two friends Mr. Stella and Mr. R. Twa.

And trust me, I probably love Martin Jol a great deal more than most, but like the 'pumper and dumper' that the Tottenham machine is, we've just got to get over it, get the maracas out and show Juande a great Ramosphere.

 

[chewie]

hows about...

to the tune of Ole' ole ole ole...

Juan day.. oh day day oh day.... Juan dayyyy...

ill get my coat

 

[Stoof]

hows about...

to the tune of Ole' ole ole ole...

Juan day.. oh day day oh day.... Juan dayyyy...

ill get my coat

Not so quick with the coat grabbing there, chewman.

Juande, Juande, Juande, Juande Ramosssssssssssss Ramosssssssssssss

Potentiale.

 

[bomberH]

I have to say, out of all i've seen on here, the one i will be singing a version of tonight is the one to the tune of Monday Monday.

I can see it now... it's all quiet and all of a sudden...

'Ba daaa, ba da da da - Ba daaa, ba da da da;

Only problem is, if i sing that bit, someone else is gonna have to cut in with 'Juande Juande' just before it finishes cos i can't overlap myself :think:


Or, to the tune of Manic Monday:

Don't get in a Panic Juande
Forget about Sunday
Make tonight your fun day
Let's win by more than one-day

Yep, i'm taking my Suzanna Hoffs wig and will find 3 other female 80's rejects that look like Frank Mcavennie on the way to the ground.

 

[Lucky22]

I think the fact that his initials are JR means we have to sing something to the theme tune of Dallas!!!

 

[matjcole]

Stoof I just realised that when you put someone in your sig they start to play poorly, first Murphy, then Berb possibly now the Hudd = Your cursed!

 

[Stoof]

Stoof I just realised that when you put someone in your sig they start to play poorly, first Murphy, then Berb possibly now the Hudd = Your cursed!

Let's have a fact check, Mr Cole. :wink:

I put Danny Murphy in. One week later he scored on my birthday against Portsmouth after 45 seconds. Halfway through the season I switch to Smurfatov. He then produced electric display after electric display.

Huddlestone has started sluggishly this season so I plumped (pardon the pun) for him. We'll soon see, we'll soon see.

Bomber - if you're in the B&H this evening, I will be your "Juande Juande" to your Mamas and Papas "Ba daa ba da da da". :up:

 

[MattyP]

Last effort from me, I promise.

To the tune of the "Glasgow, Glasgow" chant of last season

Ramos, Ramos
Tottenham Hotspur love Juande Ramos
Whilst he's coaching the yids
Wengers sleeping with kids
Tottenham Hotspur love Juande Ramos