Chinaspur
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On the 25th of November on this site, after much agitating, Stoof noted the need to smurf RVP:
Stoof notes the need to smurf RVP
However, he waits until the 14th March to actually get his arse into gear and do the deed
Robin Van Persie is finally Robin Van Smufie
You may think this is just a joke - goals scored by RVP since being smurfed: 0
He was scoring at more than a goal a game. Suddenly two games without a goal - statistically the curse is proven.
But what if Stoof had smurfed RVP back in November - like he knew he should?:shrug:
Taking RVPs goals out of the games since that date loses Arsenal 11 points
Position in league - 6th - 4 points ahead of Liverpool.
Don't hate Harry. Don't hate the England job. Don't hate our players. Hate Stoof.
Update:
Stoof smurfed RVP seven games ago...
This from football365:
* Robin van Persie was awful. Of course, the striker has been superb this season, but on Saturday he was guilty of missing several excellent chances and delaying Arsenal's momentum in attack. Van Persie instinctively knows how to get into goalscoring positions, but there were several occasions when he should have punished Chelsea. The best opportunity came from a beautifully-weighted free-kick from Theo Walcott but the forward somehow guided the ball wide from only two yards out. The penalty against Wolves is now the Dutchman's only goal in his last seven appearances as he seems to be running out of steam for the Gunners' final push.
"running out of steam"...
Just a reminder - 11 points would still put Arsenal below Chelsea and us in fourth.
Love Tottenham. Hate Stoof.
Stoof notes the need to smurf RVP
However, he waits until the 14th March to actually get his arse into gear and do the deed
Robin Van Persie is finally Robin Van Smufie
You may think this is just a joke - goals scored by RVP since being smurfed: 0
He was scoring at more than a goal a game. Suddenly two games without a goal - statistically the curse is proven.
But what if Stoof had smurfed RVP back in November - like he knew he should?:shrug:
Taking RVPs goals out of the games since that date loses Arsenal 11 points
Position in league - 6th - 4 points ahead of Liverpool.
Don't hate Harry. Don't hate the England job. Don't hate our players. Hate Stoof.
Update:
Stoof smurfed RVP seven games ago...
This from football365:
* Robin van Persie was awful. Of course, the striker has been superb this season, but on Saturday he was guilty of missing several excellent chances and delaying Arsenal's momentum in attack. Van Persie instinctively knows how to get into goalscoring positions, but there were several occasions when he should have punished Chelsea. The best opportunity came from a beautifully-weighted free-kick from Theo Walcott but the forward somehow guided the ball wide from only two yards out. The penalty against Wolves is now the Dutchman's only goal in his last seven appearances as he seems to be running out of steam for the Gunners' final push.
"running out of steam"...
Just a reminder - 11 points would still put Arsenal below Chelsea and us in fourth.
Love Tottenham. Hate Stoof.
