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flatback4

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Jun 2, 2005
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You're all missing the point.

The socks have been specially designed by famous wheelchair-bound, dalek-voiced scientist Dr Stephen Hawkings (from the Simpsons). When a player runs at a certain speed, the hoops blur into a strobe effect and make the player's legs and feet INVISIBLE. Consequently the player seems to FLOAT and this makes him IMPOSSIBLE to tackle.

These socks are working brilliantly with Lennon and GDS (hence their dazzling performances in Spain). Maybe less than brilliant with certain other slightly slower squad members. But by changing the thickness of the hoops, this problem can be sorted.
 

PLTuck

Eternal Optimist
Aug 22, 2006
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I hate them.

They might grow on me but right now I think they are disgusting.
 

eViL

Oliver Skipp's Dad
May 15, 2004
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Every year you lot complain the club don't change the kit's characteristics enough to justify buying the new one.

Then you all fucking complain when they do.

Spurs fans.. Fickle? FUCK NO! :bang:
 

PLTuck

Eternal Optimist
Aug 22, 2006
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They wouldn't look out of place on a punk wannabe girly though. That's what they remind me of.
 

nicdic

Official SC Padre
Admin
May 8, 2005
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I love them, they don't half make your feet fluffy though.
 

llamafarmer

Well-Known Member
May 4, 2004
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I did like them.

Then I saw Flatters in them.

Now, not so much.

Nah, that just means you don't like Flatters. Try looking at the socks again without the Flatters.

For the record I don't like the socks.



Or Flatters.
 

ever

Frog-Mod
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Dec 20, 2004
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i fucking love them i do (must be said in a welsh accent) i cant wait to get my plaster cast off and be bale to buy a pair for five a side
 
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