The Whinge and Moan Thread

[Narnill]

It's rancid :lol:

 

[berbplzstay]

This is a great thread with some feel good grooves. Thank you for sharing!

 

[Chinaspur]

I blame Jenas.

I think we all are fully aware that JJ is almost certainly going to 'do a Kaboul' and come back twice the player he was. Wonder what odds I can get on him leading us to Champion's League glory next year whilst a forgotten Modric watches from the sidelines in awe?

 

[spurslenny]

Just think how good we could have been if we hadn't missed out on targets like...

Downing
Drenthe
Carroll
J Cole
Arshavin
Veloso
Etc, etc.


Just goes to prove that our management team haven't got a Danny in the transfer market.

 

[Gilzeanking]

I have a complaint @ the OP .

Bugger off with your , 'Spurs fans are the champions of moaning '

Complete bollocks , certainly spouted out with zero idea of other Club's boards .

We are EXACTLY as good/bad at moaning as every other club .

So I have a completely legitimate whinge...you are an idiot .:shake:

 

[Stoof]

What the fuck is a pea pie?

 

[Booney]

It's been a bad year for athletics-loving Spurs fans. Now we'll never be able to watch the pole vault at our shiney new stadium.

Thanks a lot Levy. Merry bloody Christmas.

 

[Chinaspur]

What the fuck is a pea pie?

...Stoof still smurfing Kenny, when RVP is the obvious target...

what a lazy bastard!

 

[Narnill]

Surely Rooney or Hernandez are the clear targets?! ;-)

 

[Spurs_Bear]

What the fuck is a pea pie?

This. Anything with that much green shit in it cant be good for you.

 

[nightgoat]

I just don't see enough of VDV without her shirt on :snooty:

:hump:

 

[StartingPrice]

What the fuck is a pea pie?

:think: A pie...er...made from...er...peas :shrug:

 

[Danny1]

Purple is my favourite colour, but I'm really not a fan of that kit. To be honest I don't really like any of the kits we have this season...but that is largely due to the sponsor. The Investec one is alright though.

I like purple but I prefer mauve..... :razz:

 

[Leachie]

I cannot FUCKING believe we are not in the top 2.

PATHETIC!!!1!!1!one

 

[spurslenny]

I have a complaint @ the OP .

Bugger off with your , 'Spurs fans are the champions of moaning '

Complete bollocks , certainly spouted out with zero idea of other Club's boards .

We are EXACTLY as good/bad at moaning as every other club .

So I have a completely legitimate whinge...you are an idiot .:shake:

That's the spirit!

A spurs fan moaning, about a post by another spurs fan, about a post about moaning spurs fans. :grin:


An epic post, my friend :bowdown:

 

[chris_theo]

Harry is not the manager to take us to the next level. Jack the Lad wheeler-dealer. He lacks the tactical nous of a cultured Continental manager. Say, Juande Ramos, for example.

Modric needs to be stuck out on the wing. He's too lightweight to play CM in the Prem. Any fool can see that, why can't Harry? Why oh why did we ever let Steed go?

Bale is a fullback. Read my lips. Fullback. Why are we wasting him on the wing? Can't you see he's a fullback. We are sacrificing his defensive talents and only using his mediocre attacking ones. Any manager with any sense would be using him correctly.

VdV is a luxury player. No discipline. Sure, he scores the odd goal but we can't afford to effectively give up one midfield spot for that out-of-shape prima donna.

Adebayor can't drive a ball. Emile Heskey mark II. Non-scoring striker. Why are we letting the clinical Pav rot on the bench?

Defoe is always offside. He's not a top-4 striker face it. He spends much to much of his time and energy chasing women. What's left for his football?

Lennon never fulfilled his promise and never will. Get shot fast.

Walker might be good attacking but he can't defend. What is he, 21 by now already. If he hasn't learned that yet, he never will. All I can imagine is we might be able to pry Chimbonda away from the Championship as a stopgap solution.

King is past it. Should be released outright and written off by insurance.

BAE's hair is going from bad to worse. It's really getting out of control and just the air drag on his fro probably slows him down a step. Plus he drives a Smart car and refuses to blather plap. He is ruining the reputation of millionaire footballers everywhere.

Parker. What an uninspiring signing. Is a washed up 31 year old, fresh from leading his team to relegation, the one to take us to the next level. Just the other day, I was talking to my cousin, and he told me that a mate of his had gone to see a game of Real Zippyona and that their midfielder Carlos Bootaball was running the show like a boss. Why didn't we sign him? Where is our scouting network?

Hudd is fat. Imagine how fat he must be by now, after months with no exercise and no doubt a steady diet of pies.

Oh, and Jenas is shit.

(all cut and pasted, or could have been...)

Has to be the greatest post I've seen on this website in the last few years!

 

[Woland]

We will batter Bolton and go 2nd, I'm confident Villa will get a draw with United too.

But I'd still like to see:

Better positioning from Walker
More pressure off the ball from midfield
More tackles from Bale - the laziest sod on our team without the ball
Better finishing ratio from Adebayor
MOAR possesion

You have just ruined this thread. May I ask why? :evil:

 

[Hot-Spur]

:hump:

:roll: :razz:

 

[tttcowan]

That's the spirit!

A spurs fan moaning, about a post by another spurs fan, about a post about moaning spurs fans. :grin:


An epic post, my friend :bowdown:

:rofl:

Brilliant.

 

[rawhide]

I'm sorry, but this thread lacks any cohesion and direction at all.

Can we sack the OP and bring in one from overseas?