Villa to join Athletico Madrid

[peteblue]

Just read this on the Sky Sports website transfer news. Here is the article :

Barcelona have announced that Spain striker David Villa is heading for Atletico Madrid for a fee of 5.1million euros. Our Spanish correspondent Guillem Balague says Arsenal made a major play to get him earlier this year, while Tottenham were also reported to be interested more recently

 

[OmarsComing]

Fuck fuck fuck off

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

This is being discussed in the David Villa thread in the Transfer Rumours section.

Currently casualties are light, several cases of self harm have been reported and only one person has put his head into the oven. Luckily, most have been using a rubber knife and it turned out the oven was electric and not plugged in.