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JerryGarcia

Dark star crashes...
May 18, 2006
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I'm not lost for words, just worried that when we enivatably meet for fisticuffs outside his frequent boozer, he'll bring a pint glass to a fist fight, then eat dry roasted peanuts over my dying body.

I'll distract him with a packet of bacon fries and you can hit him over the back of the head with that piece of chicken you're holding. At the least it should gain you a winning advantage.
 

Kspur

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Jul 13, 2014
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I'm sorry but that is hilarious. Yes it's funny because it's incredibly cringeworthy but so what?

Some people take life way too seriously.
 
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