We need better songs

[therhinospeaks]

The bloke who was sat behind me?

Funnily enough just read this on veganspurs.com 'still chuckling at the racist dinosaur in the Park Lane decked out in superdry sat in front of me calling people half his age ****s for wearing a different coloured kit'

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

scans better. It’s a great tune.

Not only does it now not scan but you've borked my expertly crafted rhyme.

 

[shelfmonkey]

Funnily enough just read this on veganspurs.com 'still chuckling at the racist dinosaur in the Park Lane decked out in superdry sat in front of me calling people half his age ****s for wearing a different coloured kit'

Funny, but, dear o deary me!!

 

[Krule]

This song is for next season and is reliant on a few things happening on June 1st...namely The weather, the result and the score...but I'm feeling confident

Sung to Eviva Espana

Last Year We Went To Sunny Spain Eviva Espana
And Fucked The Scousers in The Rain Eviva Espana
If You Want To Ask Us For The Score Eviva Espana
They had one but Spurs they slotted four Eviva Espana
Espana Por Favor

I think it's quite catchy....

 

[Jim De hat]

Here's one I accidentally started singing after 3rd Goal v Ajax...to Bobby Zamora's Row Z

I'll never forget when the 3rd hit the net, thanks to Moura.. (Lucas Moura)
Now and Army of Yids are off to Madrid, thanks to Moura.. (Lucas Mours)

Enjoy....
The Hat Man

 

[Joshua shepherd]

Like the above... i was a raver baby to be fair



Also



Can we change this to Lucas Moura ?


His name is Lucas Moura and he wears the Twenty Seven

I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough

When he plays for Tottenham, hes our little gift from heaven

I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough

He scores a goal and the yids go wild,

And i just cant seem to get enough of Du Du Du du du du Lucas Moura

Nah Liverpool once sang this about Suárez ?

 

[rsmith]

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They had one but Spurs they slotted four Eviva Espana
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Prescient

 

[rpate1]

how about
classic 80's club tune
Mcfadden and Whitehead - Aint no stooping us

im sure someone can turn this round.

Ain't No Stoppin Us Now!
We're on the move!
Ain't No Stoppin Us Now!
We've got the groove!

There's been so many things that's held us down
But now it looks like things are finally comin' around
I know we've got, a long long way to go
And where we'll end up, I don't know
But we won't let nothin' hold us back
We're putting our selves together
We're polishing up our act!

If you felt we've been held down before
I know you'll refuse to be held down anymore!
Don't you let nothing, nothing
Stand in your way!
I want ya'll to listen, listen
To every word I say, every word I say!

Ain't No Stoppin Us Now!
We're on the move!
Ain't No Stoppin Us Now!
We've got the groove!
Ain't No Stoppin Us Now!
We're on the move!
Ain't No Stoppin Us Now!

 

[Lighty64]

It's so catchy and I actually don't mind it.
The problem is that we'd be singing something so synonymous with Liverpool. Doesn't quite feel right

hopefully be 2-0 up and they will all go quiet

 

[Lighty64]

the thing is if/when we win next season the

Champions of Europe,
Your never see that

will be sung at numerous teams, do we need to change the tune because Man U, Liverpool, Villa, Forest & Chelsea sung it once

 

[Lighty64]

This song is for next season and is reliant on a few things happening on June 1st...namely The weather, the result and the score...but I'm feeling confident

Sung to Eviva Espana

Last Year We Went To Sunny Spain Eviva Espana
And Fucked The Scousers in The Rain Eviva Espana
If You Want To Ask Us For The Score Eviva Espana
They had one but Spurs they slotted four Eviva Espana
Espana Por Favor

I think it's quite catchy....

well providing it rains it will be perfect providing they score, because if we only slot 2 change the 4 to more

 

[therhinospeaks]

how about
classic 80's club tune
Mcfadden and Whitehead - Aint no stooping us

im sure someone can turn this round.

Ain't No Stoppin Us Now!
We're on the move!
Ain't No Stoppin Us Now!
We've got the groove!

There's been so many things that's held us down
But now it looks like things are finally comin' around
I know we've got, a long long way to go
And where we'll end up, I don't know
But we won't let nothin' hold us back
We're putting our selves together
We're polishing up our act!

If you felt we've been held down before
I know you'll refuse to be held down anymore!
Don't you let nothing, nothing
Stand in your way!
I want ya'll to listen, listen
To every word I say, every word I say!

Ain't No Stoppin Us Now!
We're on the move!
Ain't No Stoppin Us Now!
We've got the groove!
Ain't No Stoppin Us Now!
We're on the move!
Ain't No Stoppin Us Now!

about 47 lines too many and no mention of Arsenal and for that reason I'm out!

 

[therhinospeaks]

the thing is if/when we win next season the

Champions of Europe,
Your never see that

will be sung at numerous teams, do we need to change the tune because Man U, Liverpool, Villa, Forest & Chelsea sung it once

Nicely tweaked dyslexic version of an obvious chant.

 

[riggi]

Hate the Chelsea of Scotland but this is quality.

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

Hate the Chelsea of Scotland but this is quality.

At what point does a singalong to a pop song being playing over a speaker become a chant? If the speaker stops playing there's no way that could continue for 8 minutes so does it count? Not knocking it but i've come over all philosophical and have confused myself.

 

[riggi]

At what point does a singalong to a pop song being playing over a speaker become a chant? If the speaker stops playing there's no way that could continue for 8 minutes so does it count? Not knocking it but i've come over all philosophical and have confused myself.

It’s a good point. I think it’s brilliant though. Really gets the place going. The chants are for during the game.

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

It’s a good point. I think it’s brilliant though. Really gets the place going. The chants are for during the game.

As long as it's not Sweet fucking Caroline i dont care what people do.

 

[riggi]

As long as it's not Sweet fucking Caroline i dont care what people do.

mcnamara's band would do it.

 

[spursgirls]

Personally don’t mind the Allez Allez Allez song, to a point.

Yes it’s a copy but it’s sung by loads of teams all over Europe. I think in Madrid it’ll be fun as it reminds us of how we got there.

If we win I expect a third verse and it’ll be sung for ever and I think damn right, why not have a song to remember such an improbable CL run.

If we lose it should disappear very quickly, singing about heroic cup 1/4 & 1/2 final come backs in a tournament we lost would be very Spursy.

It's more olé,olé,olé, than allez, which also fits with it being in Spain.

 

[WannaDanceWithUdogie]

we should nick twist and shout off Charlton