What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

[Spurger King]

How did you even have this picture in your armoury??

You telling me you've never had a corticosteroid emergency in the past?

 

[DiscoD1882]

You telling me you've never had a corticosteroid emergency in the past?

I've led a very sheltered life.

 

[VertongHen]

Mr.BlueGuy‏@ItsMrBlueGuy
Tottenham have been awarded the most penalties (8) among top 7 teams in the league this season. Disgusting to see

Mr.BlueGuy‏@ItsMrBlueGuy 5h5 hours ago
Tottenham should be tested for doping imo. How are they 2nd in the league after such high intensity double pressing opposition every week?

Mr.BlueGuy‏@ItsMrBlueGuy 4h4 hours ago
Tottenham would be level on points with 5th placed Arsenal without the help of penalties/decisions from refs this season.

Mr.BlueGuy‏@ItsMrBlueGuy 4h4 hours ago
Chelsea on the other hand have been hard done by refs this season. This title should be wrapped up already imo.

Mr.BlueGuy‏@ItsMrBlueGuy 4h4 hours ago
Like for example earlier this season: Chelsea denied 3 points vs Swansea because the ref failed to spot a clear foul on Cahill.

Mr.BlueGuy‏@ItsMrBlueGuy 4h4 hours ago
Vs Crystal Palace last week. The refs failed to spot a clear handball and sending off for Townsend. The refs have cost us 5 important pts.

Mr.BlueGuy‏@ItsMrBlueGuy 4h4 hours ago
The FA will do anything to make sure Tottenham get decisions because they have a large numbers of English players in their squad.

Mr.BlueGuy‏@ItsMrBlueGuy 4h4 hours ago
Poch def injecting his players with PEDS Someone explain to me how they are playing high intensity football every week & not fading away?

Thanks for showing me this guy, his timeline is absolutely hilarious.

It's like 200 retweets of retarded stats like "Hazard has scored more goals in the 95th+ minute (1) than Neymar and Suarez combined (0) this season" with him saying "OMG Hazard is the best player in the world".

Also had a good laugh at this,

Yes MrBlueGuy, and you epitomize what a parent would be proud of in a child, with your 73k tweets about how Hazard is the best player in the world...

 

[michaelden]

Mate I live in Staines... so yes, there is a certain irony to what I said.

Ashford says hi. Live near the park

 

[ClintEastwould]

He didn't even use Yid in its derogatory form. Yiddo is the endearing form we use amongst ourselves.

 

[hughy]

Ashford says hi. Live near the park

See you in 5.

 

[matthew.absurdum]

Poor naughton plays with one leg against us

 

[Nine while nine]

So, with Gomes and several others possibly out and Pantilimon and various others likely to be called into action, I had no idea who Watford might field today. As a result, I went onto the Watford forum - Gloryhorns.co.uk. - and tried to see what they were thinking as to how their team might look today.

One poster made the following assessment:

"If all these are out, then our team might be:

Pants
Janmaat Cathcart Mariappa Holebas
Zuniga Kabasele Ambrabat
Success Okaka Niang"

Not a wholly scary XI and the Watford fan who came back with this 'Fixed Your Post' response agrees...

"Fixed for you...

If all these are out, then our team might be:

Pants"

 

[Lemon]

Fortunately I know how to reach him.

Love it.

@scat1620 = http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Corticosteroid

 

[nightgoat]

Poor naughton plays with one leg against us

He played like that for us as well.

 

[al_pacino]

So, with Gomes and several others possibly out and Pantilimon and various others likely to be called into action, I had no idea who Watford might field today. As a result, I went onto the Watford forum - Gloryhorns.co.uk. - and tried to see what they were thinking as to how their team might look today.

One poster made the following assessment:

"If all these are out, then our team might be:

Pants
Janmaat Cathcart Mariappa Holebas
Zuniga Kabasele Ambrabat
Success Okaka Niang"

Not a wholly scary XI and the Watford fan who came back with this 'Fixed Your Post' response agrees...

"Fixed for you...

If all these are out, then our team might be:

Pants"

A quite good front 3. Success has hardly been on the pitch for them through injury but when I've seen him it looks like he's got something.

 

[Cheltenham Spur]

A quite good front 3. Success has hardly been on the pitch for them through injury but when I've seen him it looks like he's got something.

So a qualified Success then?

 

[npearl4spurs]

A quite good front 3. Success has hardly been on the pitch for them through injury but when I've seen him it looks like he's got something.

So a qualified Success then?

Not quite earned his name yet. Shows Promise.

 

[alamo]

A quite good front 3. Success has hardly been on the pitch for them through injury but when I've seen him it looks like he's got something.

I do hope his first name is Great.

 

[Marty]

Not quite earned his name yet. Shows Promise.

Promise, you say?

 

[npearl4spurs]

Promise, you say?

lol their really is a name out there for every situation huh

Edit: Easiest opening line ever -

As a promising youngster, Promise went on trials

 

[danielneeds]

Thanks for showing me this guy, his timeline is absolutely hilarious.

It's like 200 retweets of retarded stats like "Hazard has scored more goals in the 95th+ minute (1) than Neymar and Suarez combined (0) this season" with him saying "OMG Hazard is the best player in the world".

Also had a good laugh at this,
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Yes MrBlueGuy, and you epitomize what a parent would be proud of in a child, with your 73k tweets about how Hazard is the best player in the world...

And you just know he'll be the 1st to tweet "Hazard was f'ing shit, anyway" when he joins Real...

 

[KILLA_SIN]

Some half time snippets:

Arsenal

Alli is basically the midfielder that Ramsey wants to be. :lol:

Isn't 16 PL goals Giroud's best tally? And Alli has that at 20 years old. [/quote/

Alli isn't really a midfielder tho, he's basically a much better version of Walcott for them in a sense that he's purely about end product. In saying that we've seen Ramsey perform in a similar role for Wales.

F**k .. this is looking ominous. They are looking decently capable of winning the title.

And needless to say, are definitely going to finish above us

Need an Uncle Mike (Circa 2011-12) level prophecy to spell their doom.

Man U

Son is so much better than Lingard, same age, similar position. But we stick with mediocrity

17 goals for the season. Son is up there with Nakata, Honda, Kagawa and Park as one of the best Asians players.

Dele for 5m will go down as one of the greatest bargains in the history of PL. He's a fecking astonishing player.

Alli actually is better than Pogba.

Pretty disheartening to see Spurs score a goal like that when we struggle to score at home, game after game.

Spurs are brilliant. Even without their best forward they can score goals. Complete contrast to us.

Joy to watch these Spurs no matter which club you love and follow. They're playing some really nice football.

 

[Nine while nine]

Alli scores and the Spurs crowd sing

"We've got Alli, Dele Alli, I just don't think you understand,"

Sad poster on RAWK ruing once more their failure to sign Dele:

""We have not got Alli, but we should have" does not have the same ring to it"

 

[faymantaray]

@absolute bobbins

From redcafe:

There's some wanker with a kazoo that keeps getting picked up on the mics.