What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

[mightyspur]

i dont think they care to be honest, its all about the personality

Are you talking about what girls think of penises or the girls on here arguing over Ozil?

 

[easley91]

Karen Brady tried to have a dig at us in the final of the Apprentice last night. She called us a cheap club in comparison to West Ham.

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It was a joke directed at Sugar. Don't take it to heart.

 

[Shea]

I had lunch at Bodeans in Fulham with my wife on Saturday while the Palace/Chelsea game was on the screens

To the side of us was a large kids birthday party, I guess the kids were anything from 9 to 11 and had clearly just been on a stadium tour at Stamford Bridge as they all had Chelsea gift bags and passes

The parents of the birthday boy were very posh, he was name Maximus. All the other kids were also very posh made in Chelsea types with names such as Tarquin and.....actually I've forgotten the other posh names we heard now but my wife was cracking up at them

Reason it was so funny (to us anyway) was that every so often one of the kids would turn street talking, one said "do you want beef fam?" another declared "Luiz is a wasteman" after his attempt at a freekick on goal went wrong

Anyway, the relevance to this thread come when the kids were discussing which other clubs they hated and who'd they'd rather sign for or who they'd never sign for

Every single kid said they most hate Tottenham. Everyone one of them said they would never sign for Tottenham and they all agreed that the only time Arsenal want Chelsea to win is when they're playing Tottenham and the only time Chelsea want Arsenal to win is also against Tottenham (these kids were far too posh to say Spurs)

My wife found this hilarious and loudly said to me everyone hates you (I'm assuming she was including herself in that statement)

We're currently trying for a baby, but these kids make me question that decision. After all if my child (growing up in West London) chose to defy me and become a Chelsea fan like these punk kids I'd hate to have to drowned them in a river

 

[Dillspur]

Maximus! That's the name of my bloodhound!

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

Flump

 

[RichieS]

Maximus! That's the name of my bloodhound!

Presumably planning vengeance, in this life or the next.

 

[Shea]

Maximus! That's the name of my bloodhound!

I asked my wife If she could remember any other of the kids names we were laughing at

She said "Felix"

So it seems the new en vogue baby names in the made in chelsea circles are pet dogs and cat food names

 

[Ionman34]

The way I see it there are two issues here, who is their best player and if it is Ozil, is it by a comfortable margin. Wether you are right or wrong matters not, using the word comfortably suggests its not up for debate and the evidence of the replies received have already sorted that one out. So actually, from that perspective, you are wrong. Despite the so-called reassurance you say you got from Shady disagreeing with you.

Chin up old boy, i'm often wrong too, being 'right' on the internet really doesn't make your cock bigger

If it did I'd keel over every time I got a chubby!

 

[Ionman34]

Why has the thread on what opponent fans saying about 'us' turned into a discussion on who is Arsenal's best player and their meltdowns because of their loss against City? Get @nicdic in here to sort it out!

Worse than women for keeping a conversation on topic.

Anyway, I think girls prefer girth over length in regards to penises.

You "think?"

I bet you chase Pokemon... Dontcha?

 

[worcestersauce]

All that does sort of confirm what we have always known, that we are still Chelsea's biggest game of the season.

 

[buttons]

#sadnessinhislegs
#Ozilpress

#sadnessinhislegs might be the greatest hashtag ever!

 

[VertongHen]

Just took a quick look over at a Southampton forum to see what they were saying,

Southampton Fan #1: "I'll be happy to settle for a draw. Tottingham are a very good side."

Southampton Fan #2: "Tottering 0-2 Saints"

 

[yankspurs]

Just took a quick look over at a Southampton forum to see what they were saying,

Southampton Fan #1: "I'll be happy to settle for a draw. Tottingham are a very good side."

Southampton Fan #2: "Tottering 0-2 Saints"

Cringe

Saints fans have this weird, obsessive, undying hate for us

 

[kmk]

Saints fans have this weird, obsessive, undying hate for us

Ever since we pinched their manager Glenn Hoddle and Dean Richards in 2001.

 

[VertongHen]

Taken from the ArsenalMania thread "How do you get over a loss"

 

[mightyspur]

Taken from the ArsenalMania thread "How do you get over a loss"
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This isn't about us. You need to try harder

 

[worcestersauce]

Just took a quick look over at a Southampton forum to see what they were saying,

Southampton Fan #1: "I'll be happy to settle for a draw. Tottingham are a very good side."

Southampton Fan #2: "Tottering 0-2 Saints"

Do they not know they are at home?

 

[SpursAddict]

Ever since we pinched their manager Glenn Hoddle and Dean Richards in 2001.

and bale

 

[robbiedee]

and bale

and Pochettino...

 

[Glenn_Purvey]

and Pochettino...

and their song